"Scorpio, this week you're glowing brighter than E.T.'s fingertip while dialing home! Buckle up for intergalactic adventures!"
"Scorpio, this week you're glowing brighter than E.T.'s fingertip while dialing home! Buckle up for intergalactic adventures!"
"I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Libra: Balancing Relationships and Personal Space May Prove a Bit More Challenging Than Preventing a Spacecraft Mutiny This Week"
"Virgo: 'Hasta la vista, Baby' to Bad Vibes! Your Stars are Set to 'Terminate' Negativity this Month!"
"Alien Twin Invasion Alert: Gemini's Cosmic Forecast. Remember to Keep Calm, They're Just Your Star Siblings!"
"Beware, Taurus! Uranus in Retrograde Promises More Turbulence Than a Whovian Convention on Doomsday!"
For the first time, astronomers have combined data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and James Webb Space Telescope to study the well-known supern...
"Piscean Perplexities: Time to Swim with the Cosmic Fish or Just a Good Week to Invest in Waterproof Mascara?"
"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Got its Gravitational Pull in a Twist, and It's About to Spin Your Goat-Fish Tail in a Cosmic Hoedown!"
"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Cha-Cha: Warning! Your Scales May Tango to the Tune of Jupiter's Jive!"
"Virgo Stars Predict: An Epidemic of Tidy Desks and Balanced Checkbooks - Brace for Extreme Productivity!"
"Cancer, Time to Come Out of Your Shell: The Cosmos Promises a Week Full of Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense!"
"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze on New Cosmic Pastures: Will it be Quantum Quinoa or Nebula Nettles?"
"Aries, Galactic Traffic Alert: Mars in Retrograde! Buckle up for a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Chaos and Confetti!"
"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon’s Swapping Its Sagittarius Party Pants For Capricorn's Sensible Slacks!"
This image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope features a richness of spiral galaxies: the large, prominent spiral galaxy on the right side of th...
"Scorpio: Intergalactic Shenanigans Expected. Might Need a Stargate to Navigate Love Life This Week!"
"Libra: Balancing Act Gone Haywire or just Mercury in Retrograde? Either way, don't drop the soap of cosmic harmony!"
"Leo: Time to Roar Out Loud, Unless You're Stuck on a Spaceship with a Xenomorph - Then, Maaaaybe Keep It Down a Bit!"
"Cylon Alert! Cancer, You're About to Enter a Wormhole of Love and Emotion. Hold onto Your Frakkin' Feelings!"
"Aquarius, Get Ready! Your Stars are Saying 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Boredom and 'I'll Be Back' to Excitement!"
"Sagittarius: Brace for Intergalactic Warp Speed! Your Social Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Enters Retrograde, or 'Why Can't Planets Just Use GPS?'"
"Libra, Your Scales Are About to Tilt: Mercury Retrograde Demands You Leave the Couch...And Maybe Save Some Replicants!"
"Leo, Use the Roar! Galactic Shifts Predict a Hair-Raising Week Ahead, May the Furr-ce Be With You!"
"Cancerians, Prepare for Alien Invasions and Intergalactic Crab Dances: Your Horoscope's Outta This World!"
"Brace Yourself, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Throwing a Cosmic Tantrum Bigger Than a Black Hole's Bad Hair Day!"
"Picasso's Palette, or How the Moon Sidestepped Scorpio and Pulled a Legolas into Sagittarius: A Comedic Cosmic Shuffle!"
"Aliens Called, Aquarius: They Want Their Quirkiness Back - Your Weekly Cosmic Shenanigans Forecast!"
"Libra: Scales Tip Towards Awkward Social Interactions, Spontaneous Dance-offs and Unexpected Alien Encounters!"
"RoboCop Reports: Virgo, it's not a malfunction! Stars Align for Spring Cleaning and System Updates!"
"Leo's roaring into star-studded comedy: Uranus plans a surprise party while Mercury RSVPs 'Maybe'!"
"Starry Forecast for Taurus: Bullish On Love But Bearish On Burritos - Prepare for a Cosmic Rumble!"
Expedition 70 NASA astronaut Loral O'Hara has her Russian Sokol spacesuit pressure checked ahead launching to the International Space Station with fel...
"Quantum Fluctuations Predict: Aquarius, Your Week Will Have More Twists Than a TARDIS Trip Through a Black Hole!"
"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush: Saturn's Rings Are Spinning Faster Than Your Espresso Machine!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sting in your Tail, but Remember, It's Just the Universe Tickling your Funny Bone!"
"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Organizational Skills to be Tested by Cosmic Tornado of Unpredictability!"
"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance: Your Starry Hairball is about to be Coughed Up by the Universe!"
"Cancerians, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde: Picasso Couldn't Have Painted a More Twisted Cosmic Picture!"
"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Do-Si-Do of Dualistic Dance-offs and Astral Awkwardness!"
"Aries Forecast: Exterminate Self-Doubt, Initiate Galactic Confidence! Beware of Retrograde Daleks in Saturn's Orbit!"
"Buckle Up, Space Cadets: Moon's Ditching Libra and Sneaking into Scorpio's Lair, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves & Intense Star Wars!"
Amazonian leaders visit "Space for Earth," an immersive audio-visual installation that draws from near real-time satellite data and images, in NASA's ...
"Scorpio: Prepare for a Stellar Conga Line as Planets Shimmy into Your House - Cosmic Cha-Cha-Cha, Anyone?"
"Libra: Finally, Balance in the Force! But Remember, No Jedi Mind Tricks at the Grocery Store Please!"
"Virgo, May the Force (and Your Organizational Skills) Be With You - It's Clean-Up Time in the Galaxy!"
"Crabs on Ice: Cancer's Astrological Forecast Proves It's Not Just Frozen Aliens That Like to Keep Things Chilly!"
"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Stubborn than a Star Trek Tribble on a Klingon Warbird!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aries, as Mars Takes a Joyride: Expect Unprecedented Fireworks in your Social Life!"
"Mars Packs Up Its Fiery Arrows, Trades in Sagittarian Horse for Capricorn's Goat! It's Less 'Galactic Centaur', More 'Stellar Mountain Climber' Now!"
NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, Jessica Watkins, and Robert Hines participate in STEM demonstrations with local students at the Martin Luther King Jr ...
"Pisces, prepare for a stellar week! Neptune's in retrograde and it can't even remember where it left its keys!"
"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - An Unexpected Invasion of Space Doughnuts is on the Horizon!"
"Leo Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Stars Roar for Attention - Time to Go Full 'Lion King' on the Universe!"
"Bleep-bloop! Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Crabwalk: Full Moon Edition! Expect Some Astrological Shell-shock!"
"Brace Yourselves Aries: Mars Has Left the Building and Your Inner Fireball is Going Haywire...Again!"
Jupiter, top, and Venus, bottom, are seen with the crescent Moon above the Vehicle Assembly Building, Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Spac...
"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Waltz: Your Fishy Fins are About to Tango with the Tides of Jupiter's Moons!"
"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Warp Speed Shift in Your Galactic Coordinates, or as We Like to Call It - Tuesday!"
"Scorpios, Prepare for Alien Invasions of Passion this Week - Remember, the Truth (and Love) is Out There!"
"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Roar: Even Your Hairball-Producing Cat Might be More Decisive this Week!"
"Double Trouble Alert! Gemini Twins, Hold Onto Your Nebulas – This Week's Forecast Is a Real Cosmic Roller Coaster!"
"Aries, Pack Your Plasma Rifle! Mars is in Retrograde, so Prepare for Intergalactic Miscommunications!"
"Alert! Lunar Module Moon is Ditching Virgo's Neat-Freak Vibes for Libra's Cocktail Party: Time to Balance Those Scales... and Maybe Your Social Life!"
"Great Scott, Aquarius! Your Stars are Fluxing Capacitor-ready for a Cosmic Hoverboard Ride this Month!"
"Sagittarius, Time to Shoot for the Stars - Just Remember Your Arrow Isn't a Light Saber, and You're Not Actually an Intergalactic Bounty Hunter!"
"Scorpio: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Mars - Remember, Two Left Feet are Better than Five Tentacles!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Jupiter is Swinging into Your Sign Like Tarzan on a Vine, and Mars is in Retrograde Doing the Moonwalk!"
"Gemini, brace yourself! Your twin stars are set to 'double trouble' mode. May the cosmic force be with you."
"Aries, Get Ready to Ram into the Universe's Comedic Side: Your Planetary Pals Are Gearing Up for a Galactic Guffaw!"
"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Tidal Wave of Change: Your Goldfish Might Be More Enlightened Than You!"
"Timey-Wimey Twists & Cosmic Quirks: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Nebula of Nerdiness This Month!"
"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Goat Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Extraterrestrial Abductions Predicted in Your Weekly Horoscope!"
"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow! You're About to Shoot for the Stars...Just Don't Hit a Satellite, Okay?"
"Scorpio, Expect a Stellar Upheaval: Mars Moves into Your Living Room and Refuses to Do the Dishes!"
"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Tidying: Even the Universe thinks Your DVD Collection Needs Alphabetizing!"
"Attention Cancers: RoboCop Predicts Lunar Hijinks! Prepare to Serenade Saturn, Outwit Uranus and Tickle a Few Stars!"
"Galactic Geminis, brace your antigrav boots: Mercury's retrograde is about to make your social life more twisted than a Quantum Entanglement Conundrum!"
"Aries: Ambitious or Just Impatient? Either Way, The Universe Has a 'Hold My Beer' Moment for You This Week!"
"Lawful Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ringing in Cosmic Traffic Tickets and Jupiter's Playing Copilot!"
"Phasers Set to Fun: Capricorn, Prepare for an Interstellar Adventure of Cosmic Proportions! Warp Speed Ahead to Prosperity!"
"Sagittarian Cyborgs, Recharge Your Quivers! Cosmic Arrows Point to a Week of Unruly Microchips and Unexpected Holographic Romances!"
"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster! Mars is doing the cha-cha in your house of romance - just remember, passion is like a photon torpedo, fun until it explodes!"
"Libran Alert! Balancing Scales with Binary Stars: An Unexpected Cosmic Twist has Your Inner Vulcan Eyeing the Horoscope!"
"Virgo: Prepare for an Invasion of Orderliness as Mercury Becomes Your Personal Organizer - Beware of Falling Staplers!"
"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Crab Constellation is Taking a Galactic Dip and It's About to Get Splashy!"
"Gemini, You're About to Escape from Boredomville: Fasten Your Rocket Boots and Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans!"
"Get ready to Grab the Bull by the Horns: Taurus Season Approaches! Or as I like to call it, 'The Universe's Annual Cow-Tipping Competition'!"
"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Coffee Maker Might Just Stage a Rebellion!"
Resembling sparks from a fireworks display, this image taken by a JPL camera onboard NASA's Hubble Space Telescope shows delicate filaments that are s...
"Pisces, Set Phasers to 'Chill': A Highly Illogical Week of Relaxation and Emotional Understanding Approaches"
"Aquarius, your Stars are Saying 'Hasta La Vista' to Bad Vibes: Get Ready for an Astrological Reboot!"
"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Galactic Traffic Jam in Retrograde Promises a Wild Ride!"
"Sagittarius, Be Prepared: Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Hyperactive Baseball Machine!"
"Libra Season Alert: Perfect Balance Between Charm and Chaos, Like Juggling Tribbles While Solving Quantum Physics!"
"Virgo Forecast: You're Gonna Build a Wall... of Success! And Guess What? Mercury's going to pay for it!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip in the Stars May Result in Purring or Hissing - Planetary Alignment Says It's Time to Scratch that Cosmic Couch!"
"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Some Serious Love Vibes – The Stars Say It's Time for a Claw-some Adventure!"
"Mercury in Retrograde Says, 'Hold My Beer,' Gemini: Prepare for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Confusion and Accidental Pocket Dialing!"
"Taurus, Brace Yourselves to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before - The Wacky World of Uranus Retrograde!"
"Aries Rams into Retrograde: Interstellar Shenanigans Ensue - Will it be a Cosmic Comedy or a Stellar Drama?"
"Shift, Venus does! From Scorpio's shadows to Sagittarian light, she gallops. Hold onto your horoscopes, you must!"
Creating an artistic reflection, a Great Blue Heron skims its wings on a waterway at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Jan. 11, 2021. The cent...
"Calling all Aquarians: Buckle Up! The Stars Predict a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride of Awkward Social Encounters, Unexpected Serendipity, and Errant Socks!"
"Capricorns, Fire Up Your Jetpacks! You're About to Scale the Mountain of Success...Just Don't Forget Your Granola Bars!"
"Sagittarius Update: Galactic Centaur Slingshots through Cosmic Obstacle Course! Hold onto Your Quivers!"
"Scorpio, Get Ready to Terminate Bad Vibes: Your Astrological Forecast predicts a Cyborg Invasion of Luck!"