"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Shower - Remember, It's Not Alien Slobber, Just Starlight Love!"
The next Aquarius will start in 290 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025
The moon is currently in Aquarius
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 298 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025
Venus moves to Aquarius in 246 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Hey there, Aquarius! I see you've got Pluto (the Mickey Mouse of planets) crashing your celestial party right now while the moon is trying to sneak out of the backdoor. Oh, and did I mention that the moon is also in your sign? Talk about double dipping!
Let's start with the moon. Now, we all know the moon has been known to cause werewolves, but don't worry, the only thing you'll be howling at is the absurdity of life itself! Remember, it's okay to be a little loony from time to time. The moon in Aquarius means that your emotions might be as unpredictable as my Wi-Fi connection, but hey, aren't surprises fun?
Now onto Pluto. This dwarf planet got kicked out of the major league, but it didn't lose its power. It represents transformation, and not just the kind where you decide to wear socks with sandals. With Pluto in Aquarius, you might find yourself questioning everything, like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Or why is it called fast food if you have to wait in line for 20 minutes?
Remember that the waning crescent moon is also asking you to let go of what no longer serves you. So, if you've been clinging to that VHS collection, it might be time to say goodbye. And when you're done, turn your gaze to the future because the next full moon is coming up faster than a Star Trek marathon on a rainy Sunday.
In a nutshell, this is your time of transformation. So embrace the chaos, let your freak flag fly and remember, in the immortal words of Dr. McCoy, "I'm an astrologer, not a miracle worker!" Laugh at the confusion, dance in the moonlight, and above all, keep being your uniquely wonderful self. You're in for a wild ride, Aquarius!
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.04.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-05-04-2024)