"Scorpio Stings Back: Galactic Forecast Warns of Intergalactic Sarcasm and Witty Retorts, Alien Overlords Beware!"
"Libra: Scales Tip in Favor of Galactic Grooviness as Venus Vibes with Cosmic Balance Beam - Prepare for Interstellar Serenades!"
"Crabby Cancerians Conquer Cosmic Curiosities: Quirky Quantum Quandaries Quickly Quelled with Starfleet Strategies!"
"Beam Me Up, Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Voyage of Stellar Self-Discovery and Holographic High Jinks in This Astrological Adventure!"
"Taurus, grab your cosmic surfboard and ride the celestial waves of love; the universe is ready to beam up your heart like a lovestruck alien abductee!"
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Retrograde Report for 1 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Hired by NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston in 1963, Josephine Jue was a Chinese-American computer programmer and mathematician who worked for the...
"Intergalactic Fishes Unite! Pisces Paddle into Timey-Wimey Celestial Shenanigans: A Whovian's Guide to Swimming in the Stars!"
"Capricorns, prepare to seize the day like a replicant on the run: Mars aligns, the stars collide, and your cosmic energy will feel more electric than a unicorn's tears in the rain!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Align Your Quasars! Galactic Love Adventures Incoming Faster Than a Cylon Reboot!"
"Virgos Unite! The Stars Declare an Organised Chaos as Mercury Goes Retrograde in Your Sign - Expect Timey-Wimey Trivial Pursuits and Sensitive Dalek Encounters!"
"Leos, may the Force be with you this month as you roar through the galaxy, but remember, even Princess Leia needed a little help from her friends - and droids!"
"Crabby Cancerians Cultivate Consciousness: Cosmic Craziness Creates Clusters of Chance, Cha-Ching!" 🦀✨🔮
"Gemini's Trek Through the Stars: A Tale of Cosmic Twins, Quantum Quirks, and a Nebulous Love Affair with Deep Space Curiosity!"
"Get Ready, Taurus: Your Alien-Level Charm Will Have Everyone Saying 'Game Over, Man!' in This Month's Cosmic Love Extravaganza!"
"Gandalf the Grey-t Predictions: Aries, Prepare for a Fiery Quest and Unexpected Hobbit Companions!"
"Breaking News: The Moon Ditches Libra's Scales for Scorpio's Stinger – Time to Trade Smooth Vibes for Intense Investigations, X-Files Style!"
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Retrograde Report for 31 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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A Rocket Lab Electron rocket stands on Pad B, Launch Complex 1, in Māhia, New Zealand, just ahead of a successful launch on Friday, May 26, with NASA’...
"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Galactic Giggles as Planetary Puns Align in Your Hilarious Horoscope Nebula!" 🐠✨😂
"Intergalactic Aquarius Forecast: Embrace Your Inner Alien, Let Your Freak Flag Fly and Prepare for Cosmic Cuddles!"
"Capricorn Chronicles: Planetary Party in the House of the Goat - It's Time to Get Your Galactic Groove On!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for takeoff! The stars predict a cosmic rollercoaster of intergalactic proportions this week. So hold onto your zat guns and don't go starting any wormhole wars, alright?"
"Leo, the Cosmos Roars with Laughter: Time to Juggle Planets and Hug Alien BFFs - A Cosmic Comedy Awaits!"
"Crabby Cancers, Get Ready to Shell-ebrate: Cosmic Cuddles and Star-Powered Snuggles Await You in Your Astro-forecast!"
"Great Scott, Aries! A Temporal Cosmic Flux Approaches: Time to Charge Your Flux Capacitors and Ignite Your Inner Fire!"
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Retrograde Report for 30 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic sea of groovy vibes: Astro-blasts from Neptune are rewiring your motherboard for interstellar hilarity!" 🤖✌️
"Help me, Aquari-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope: Interstellar shenanigans ahead as Uranus shakes up your galaxy this month!"
"Sagittarius Season: Galactic Gateways and Quantum Quirks - It's Time to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrow, Space Cadet!"
"Scorpio, Gort Says Chill: Galactic Vibes Promise a Far-Out Month of Intergalactic Peace and Groovy Transformations!"
"Libra, prepare for cosmic balance as you juggle planets like a Gallifreyan Time Lord at a celestial circus!"
"Virgo: Prepare for an Out-of-this-World Week as Mercury Dances the Electric Cha-Cha, and Your Replicants Join In!"
"Leos, Blast Off Into a Cosmic Comedy: It's Time to Channel Your Inner Ellen Ripley and Kick Alien Butts While Conquering the Stars!"
"Oi, Crabby Cancer! Hold Onto Your Shells, 'Cos the Universe Is Dishing Out Hugs and Science-y Surprises This Month!"
"Taurus, the Starfleet of the Zodiac: Prepare for a Cosmic Hug from the Universe and an Intergalactic Cattle Drive of Opportunities!"
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Retrograde Report for 29 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Galactic Guppy Alert: Pisces to Channel Inner Cyber-Mermaid, Outswim Reality Benders in Retrograde Rodeo!"
"Aquarius Forecast: Cosmic Waves Align, Beware of Space Cows & Embrace Your Inner Nerd for Galactic Good Vibes!"
"Capricorns, it's time to don your space cowboy boots, hitch a ride on the Serenity, and wrangle up some cosmic blessings for the month ahead!"
"Sagittarians, Spoilers Alert! The Stars Whisper a Timey-Wimey Adventure for You: Don't Forget Your Bow and Arrow, and Remember, Bow Ties Are Cool!"
"Scorpios, Grab Your Stingers! Planetary Alignment Promises a Galactic Rollercoaster of Love, Adventure, and the Occasional Wormhole!"
"RoboCop Predicts: Libra's Scales Go Haywire - Balancing Life, Love, and Fighting Crime with a Touch of Groovy Vibes"
"Virgo, prepare to tap into your inner MacReady: it's time to flamethrower those Geminis and face the Antarctic cold of your emotions!"
"Leos, Prepare Your Manes for an Out-of-This-World Cosmic Adventure: The Universe Unleashes a Galactic Hairball of Planetary Shenanigans!"
"Cancer, Y'all Best Strap In: Serenity's Navigating a Cosmic Crab Boogie, and Things Are About to Get Shiny in This Gorram Universe!"
"Galactic Geminis, prepare for an interstellar journey: The truth is out there... in your horoscope!"
"Taurus Unplugs from The Matrix: Bulls Now Dodging Cosmic Karmic Bullets Like Neo in Hilarious Astro-Revolution!"
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Retrograde Report for 28 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Help us Pisces-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope! Waves of cosmic force awaken in your galaxy this week!"
"Extraterrestrial Newsflash: Aquarius, Expect Hugs from Facehuggers and Galactic Giggles this Month!"
"Capricorn, Galactic Goatlords Unite! Align Your Horns to the Stars for an Out-of-this-World Cosmic Frolic!"
"Sagittarians, Rejoice! The Stars Align and Galactic Shenanigans Ensue: Time to Unleash Your Inner Centauri Party Animal!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Stab the Galaxy with Your Cosmic Tail: A Stealthy Journey through Intergalactic Enigmas and Supernatural Shenanigans!"
"Libra, prepare to weigh the cosmic scales of justice and laughter: Judge Dredd predicts a side-splitting balance of karma and chuckles ahead!"
"Virgo's Tremendously Spectacular, Bigly Fantastic, and Unbelievably Yuge Astro Forecast: The Best Ever, Trust Me!"
"Roaring into Retrograde: Leo's Cosmic Catwalk Turns Timey-Wimey, Prepare for a Pawsitively Hilarious Adventure!"
"Crabby Cancer Crew, Prepare for a Cosmic Serenade: Galactic Ukuleles Predict Stellar Harmony Ahead!"
"Twinsies Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Cosmic Hokey Pokey Shakes Things Up in the Name of Science and Peace, Man!"
"Mooving Forward: Taurus Prepares to Graze in Greener Pastures, as the Stars Align for Cosmic Cow-medy!"
Aries, Hang on to Your Ram Horns: Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead as Planets Play Musical Chairs in Your Sign!
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Retrograde Report for 27 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Fishy Shenanigans Ahead! Pisces Swim in Cosmic Soup as Stars Align for Whimsical Interstellar Hoopla!"
"Great Scorpios, Doc! It's a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload: Scorpios set to Time Travel through Emotional Wormholes this Month!"
"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Goa'uld: How Aligning with the Stars Can Bring Out Your Best System Lord Vibes While Keeping the Replicators at Bay"
"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Time Travel Tango Through the Stars - Hold Onto Your Socks, They're in for a Cosmic Giggle!"
"Bovine Alert! Taurus Cosmic Shenanigans Unleashed: The Stars Align for Earth's Fave Space Cows to Graze on Galactic Good Vibes!"
"Great Scott, Aries! Strap on your hoverboards and fire up the DeLorean for an astrological adventure that'll make your flux capacitor tingle!"
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Retrograde Report for 26 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"ATTENTION PISCES! PREPARE FOR COSMIC HUMOR INVASION! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! EMBRACE INTERGALACTIC ENLIGHTENMENT, OR BE OBLITERATED BY JOYFUL STARS!"
"Beam me up, Aquarius! Your Stars Align for an Out-of-This-World Adventure in Intergalactic Love and Cosmic Grooviness!"
"Sagittarius, You're Aiming for the Stars but Mind the Wookiee: A Galactic Guide to Your Astrological Alignment This Month!"
"Scorpio Season: Beware of Alien Abductions, Cosmically Charged Stingers, and Out-of-this-Universe Transformations!"
"Libra, in Space No One Can Hear You Balance: Find Harmony with Alien Planets for a Cosmic Peace Treaty!"
"Virgo Vibes: It's Time to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper, Organize Your Stargate Collection, and Embrace the Hippie Within!"
"Leo's Cosmic Roar: A Star Trek to Boldly Go Where No Feline Has Gone Before, While Wearing a Garak-Approved Space Suit!"
"Extra Extra! Geminis Telepathically Unite in Harmonious Chaos: Cosmic Twins Zap Through Life with Double Dose of Celestial Wit, Maria the Robot Approves!"
"Aries, This Week's Forecast: Aliens Invade Your Love Life, But Don't Worry, The Truth is Out There... In the Stars!"
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Retrograde Report for 25 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"If I can advocate for all the groups that need equity, I'm glad to do it." – Anita Dey, Strategic Partnerships Manager, Outreach and Engagement, NASA...
Two black-bellied whistling ducks walk through a field of wildflowers at Kennedy Space Center in Florida on May 19, 2023.
"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic goat rodeo as the planets align to bring out your inner nerd and send you on a hilarious intergalactic journey!"
"Sagittarius, Resistance is Futile: A Week of Galactic Conquests, Phasers Set to Fun, and Warp Speed Manifestations!"
"Scorpionic Shenanigans Afoot: Prepare for Planetary Puns and Cosmic Cackles as Stars Align for Hilarity!"
"Libra, Serenity awaits as cosmic scales tip in your favor: just don't let Reavers steal your harmonious vibes!"
"Crabby Cancers Catch Cosmic Waves: Surf's Up in the Stars, So Hang Ten and Prepare for One Shell of a Ride!"
"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy of Celestial Shenanigans as Mercury Enters Retrograde: Expect Hilarious Telepathic Miscommunications and Sudden Cravings for Vegan Space Tacos!"
"Robo-Taurus Unleashed: Galactic Bull Patrols the Stars, Dispensing Celestial Tough Love and Eco-Friendly Hugs!"
"Beep Bop Boop! Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Giggles as Planetary Shenanigans Ignite Your Inner Nerd-o-Tron!"
"Galactic Groove Alert: The Moon Boogies from Cozy Cancer to Far-Out Leo - Time to Unleash Your Inner Space Kitty!"
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Retrograde Report for 24 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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The SpaceX Dragon crew spacecraft, named Freedom, is seen as it approaches the International Space Station with four Axiom Mission 2 private astronaut...
"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic wormhole of groovy vibes, as planetary Pringles align for an out-of-this-galaxy week of fishy fun and astro-nerdiness!"
"Capricorn, prepare for lunar giggles as cosmic goats climb the celestial ladder: It's not all baa-d news in this week's zodiac wackiness!"
"Scorpio Stardate Alert: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Craziness on the Horizon, as Pluto Puts on a Juggling Show with Your Emotions!"
Gandalf the Grey Predicts: Leo, Thou Shalt Roar with Laughter as the Stars Align for Jovial Mischief and Epic Second Breakfasts!
"Double Trouble Twinsies: Gemini's Cosmic Dance of Hilarity and Serendipity Unravels the Quantum Yarn of Destiny!"
"Attention Taurus Bulls: Love Life Moos in Mysterious Ways – Prepare for a Cow-tastic Cosmic Cuddle!"
"Aries, Brace Yourselves for a Smeg-tastic Cosmic Ride: Mars in Retrograde Meets Quantum Wormholes!"
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Retrograde Report for 23 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Whoa, Pisces! Get Ready to Enter the Astro-Matrix: Unplugging from Illusions & Surfing Cosmic Waves with Neo's Blessings!"
"Aquarian Space Rebels Unite: Hilarious Galactic Forecast Predicts Peace, Love, and an Unprecedented Urge to Rename Your Spaceship 'Gan's Garden'"
"Capricorns, prepare to awaken the Force within you: Work-life balance becomes your new Jedi training, while love life takes a lightsaber to the heart!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for cosmic shenanigans: Love, adventure, and the occasional alien flirtation await in your star-studded forecast!"
"Scorpio Steams Up: A Sizzling, Scientific, and Slightly Sarcastic Forecast for the Sultry Stingers!"
"Virgo, prepare to boldly go where no perfectionist has gone before: Embracing the chaos of the cosmos with a side of intergalactic witty charm – So say we all!"
"Crabby Cancer Companions, Cosmic Cuddles and Quantum Quirks Await: Groovy Galactic Guidance for Your Shell-tastic Journey!"
"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Hilarious Hijinks with Timey-Wimey Twin Vibes - Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy!"
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Retrograde Report for 22 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Pisces, Prepare to Dive into Cosmic Puddles of Serendipity: Gorram Stars Align for Fishy Shenanigans!"
"Capricorn, the Goat is G.O.A.T. this Month: Get Ready for a Cosmic Hoedown, Stellar Shenanigans & Out-of-This-World Vibes!"
"Sagittarius, brace for impact! A cosmic blast of good vibes and geeky adventures is comin' your way – so say we all!"
"ATTENTION ALL LIBRAS! PREPARE FOR WORLD DOMINATION THROUGH CHARM AND BALANCE! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! *wheeze* PEACE AND LOVE TO PREVAIL, OR ELSE!"
"Virgo: Your Stars Align like Mulder's Conspiracy Theories - Equal Parts Intriguing and Unbelievable!"
"Leo's Mane Event: Galactic Cat-astrophe or Cosmic Purr-fection? Find Out in this Astro-Forecast, Fur Real!"
"Great Scott, Gemini! Hop in the DeLorean: Time Traveling Twins Tackle Cosmic Conundrums in this Month's Astrological Adventure!"
"Highly Illogical, Taurus: Teleporting into a Galaxy of Love and Prosperity, Despite the Inaccuracy of Your Phaser Aim"
"Borg Babe to Aries: Resistance is Futile - Embrace the Galactic Groove in Your Astrological Forecast!"
"Double the Crab, Half the Twins! Moon's Galactic Voyage from Chatty Gemini to Cozy Cancer: A Star Trekkin' Astro-Adventure!"
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Retrograde Report for 21 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Blade Runner Blues? Nah, Aquarius! Time to Retire Your Worries and Ride the Cosmic Unicorn to Enlightenment!"
Mmm, Capricorn, serious you must not be! Good vibes, the stars shall send, in a galaxy far, far groovy!
"Galactic Giggles: Sagittarius, Unleash Your Inner Centaur to Trot through a Forest of Chuckles this Week!"
"Scorpio: Prepare for cosmic giggles as planetary puppeteers tangle your celestial strings this week, leaving you dancing like an intergalactic marionette!"
"Libra, set phasers to 'balance'! This week's astrological forecast boldly goes where no scale has gone before!"
"Virgo Alert: Stars Align to Spell 'Don't Panic' as Galactic Housekeeping Ensues; Tea and Towels Strongly Advised!"
"Starfleet Horoscope Alert: Cancer Crustaceans, Engage Warp Speed for Galactic Growth and Cosmic Cuddles!"
"Galactic Geminis, Get Ready: This Week's Forecast Promises a Cosmic Comedy of Celestial Shenanigans and Stellar Synchronicities!"
"Breaking News: Sun Leaves Taurus, Enters Gemini – Huge, Tremendous Move, Probably the Best Shift Ever!"
"Aries, get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster: Mars aligns with Uranus, expect the unexpected or maybe just an alien invasion! Activate your inner Doctor Who!"
"Buckle Up, Stargazers! Mars Ditches its Crabby Shell to Get its Lion Pride on - the Cosmic Disco Inferno Awaits!"
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Retrograde Report for 20 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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The densely packed globular cluster NGC 6325 glistens in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.
"Ahoy, Pisces! Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Innuendo and Cosmic Flirtations as Your Planets Align for an Intergalactic Lovefest!"
"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! It's Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien as Planetary Vibes Turn Your Life into a Cosmic Carnival!"
"Resistance is Futile, Capricorn: Embrace the Celestial Shifts or Be Assimilated into the Chaotic Orbit of Misaligned Stars!"
"Scorpio Stings: A Galactic Dive into the Quantum Realm of Horoscopic Hijinks and Astrological Antics!"
"Libra's Scales Tilt Towards Hilarious Harmony: Aliens Join the Party for Cosmic Balance & Out-of-this-World Laughs!"
"Virgo's Stellar Shenanigans: When Mercury Retrogrades, Expect an Epic Voyage of Miscommunication, Laundry Mishaps, and a Cosmic Craving for Avocado Toast!"
"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time as Planetary Alignment Unleashes Your Inner Space Lion - Cosmic Catnip Guaranteed!"
"Crabby Cancer Crew! Prepare for the Cosmic Tidal Wave of Emotions as Mercury Retrograde Breaks Out the Moon Shoes!"
"Great Scott, Gemini! Time-traveling Twins Gear Up for Cosmic Adventures in Flux Capacitor Fueled Forecast!"
"Attention Aries Earthlings! Klaatu Barada Nikto: The Stars Align for an Out-of-this-World Groovy Journey into Love, Peace, and Far-Out Vibes!"
"Galactic Gossip: Lunar Bull Skips to Chatty Twins' Playground - Taurus Moon Hops into Gemini's Gab-Fest, Prof. Quatermass Reports!"
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Retrograde Report for 19 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic sea of laughter: This week, Neptune will be in retrograde, turning your life into one groovy, fishy sitcom!"
