ChipWitch Today for 14 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 13 April, 2024

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The First Space Shuttle

The new era in space flight began on April 12, 1981. That is when the first Space Shuttle mission (STS-1) was launched. The Marshall Space Flight Cent...

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ChipWitch Today for 12 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 11 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 10 April, 2024

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Seeing Totality

A total solar eclipse is seen in Dallas, Texas on Monday, April 8, 2024. A total solar eclipse swept across a narrow portion of the North American con...

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ChipWitch Today for 9 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 8 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 7 April, 2024

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Libra Report

"Librans, Prepare for Gravitational Imbalance: Venus Swings Her Cosmic Hula Hoop Your Way!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're Bursting with Potential, Much Like a Xenomorph from an Unfortunate Crew Member's Chest!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars Enters Your Sign, Expect Sudden Urge to Conquer Galaxies and Binge-Watch Stargate!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare for the Celestial Hokey Pokey: You Put Your Right Claw In, You Take Your Right Claw Out!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Engage: A Dual-Personality Trek Through the Stars! Resistance is Futile."

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Taurus Report

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, TAURUS! Stellar Bull Charge Ahead with Galactic Gusto This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde; Time to Charge Ahead or Hide Under Your Bed? Either Way, Don't Forget Your Tin Foil Hat!"

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ChipWitch Today for 6 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 6 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 6 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Astronauts Protect Their Eyes with Eclipse Glasses

NASA astronauts Stephen Bowen, left, Frank Rubio, Warren Hoburg, and UAE (United Arab Emirates) astronaut Sultan Alneyadi, right, pose for a photo wea...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Alert: The Force of Neptune is Stronger than Ever. Beep Boop, Brace for Emotional Tsunami!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Shower - Remember, It's Not Alien Slobber, Just Starlight Love!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Your Phaser Set To Stunning: Your Galactic Love Life is About to Warp Speed Ahead!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Your Bow! Unexpected Celestial Shenanigans Ahead - Spoilers!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Highs, Planetary Lows, and a Chance of Meteor Showers...Don't Forget Your Galactic Umbrella!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Scales Tip the Justice: Judge Dredd Puts Balance to Trial in Cosmic Court This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Attention Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just doing a cosmic cha-cha slide. Prepare for a week of celestial salsa!"

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Leo Report

"Bounty of the Stars: Leo's Galactic Forecast - Now with 100% More Wookie Charm and Less Sarlacc Pitfall!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, prepare for a cosmic crab-walk! The stars whisper 'sideways is the new forward' and your moon's in retrograde. Hold onto your shells!"

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Gemini Report

"Double The Fun, Double The Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride Into The Twilight Zone of Retrogrades!"

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Taurus Report

"Star-crossed Tauruses, boldly go where no bull has gone before: Unexpected romance and a Spock-like logic upgrade in your weekly horoscope!"

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The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Moon Ditches Aquarius to Skinny-dip in Pisces: Galactic Shifts and What They Mean for Your Netflix Queue!"

Aries Report

"Aries, You're About to Burst into Cosmic Flames Brighter Than a Supernova in a Firefly Marathon! Hold Onto Your Space Boots!"

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ChipWitch Today for 5 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 5 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 5 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Exobiology Deputy Branch Chief Melissa Kirven-Brooks

“… I've just seen such tremendous things happen since I've been part of the Astrobiology Program, and that's why I'm pretty confident we're going to f...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves: Neptune's Got a Tsunami of Whimsy and Quantum Fluctuations Heading Your Way!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Cosmic Crumbs - Aquarius, Your Planetary Playlist is on Shuffle this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Great Scott, Capricorn! It's Time to Flux Capacitor Your Future: Will You Stay in 1955 or Jump to 2022?"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Heads Up! Your Archery Skills Won't Help In The Orbit Of Love!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself! The Universe Sends Mixed Signals: Mercury in Retrograde or WiFi Glitch?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready to Organize Your Socks by Color and Conquer Quantum Physics - All in a Day’s Work!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare To Roar: Your Lion's Main Attraction Might Be a Black Hole This Week - But Don't Worry, It's Just a Hairball!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Star Gazers, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Your Moon is in Retrograde and Mars is Acting Like a Jealous Sibling!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Buckle up for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload in your Quadrants of Communication!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Incoming Comet of Chaos Might Just Rearrange Your Living Room Furniture!"

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Venus is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Venus Ditches Pisces for Aries: A Stellar Break-Up to Ignite Your Fiery Passions!"

Aries Report

"Aries, Strap on Your Rocket Boots! You're About to Moonwalk Across the Milky Way of Life's Challenges - With a Side Order of Quantum Physics!"

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ChipWitch Today for 4 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 4 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 4 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Carving a Path

What looks like highways going through a metropolitan area are actually a series of glaciers carving their way through the Karakoram mountain range no...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic soup! The universe is offering you an extra serving of stardust this month, hold onto your fins!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quasar Quirks or Nebula Nuisances? Either Way, Hold onto Your Warp Cores, Aquarians, It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride Through the Space-Time Continuum!"

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Capricorn Report

"Resistance is Futile, Capricorn! Planetary Alignments Dictate a Week of Unavoidable Social Interaction!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life's About to Encounter a Quantum Singularity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Stinging Tail You Must Not! Love and Light for Thee, the Stars Foretell, Hmmmm."

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balance or Bust! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Cosmic Tug-of-War, So Grab Your Space Popcorn!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde! Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos, Misplaced Reading Glasses, and Quantum Physics Debates!"

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Leo Report

"Resistance is Futile, Leo: Prepare to be Assimilated by Jupiter's Good Vibes this Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Buckle Up! Your Star is on Lightspeed to Loveville - Don't Forget to Pack Your Heart's GPS!"

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Gemini Report

"Quantum Flux Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Duality Dilemma as Your Twin Stars Go Warp Speed!"

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Taurus Report

"Resistance is Futile, Taurus! Prepare to Be Assimilated by Saturn's Retrograde Humor Beam!"

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The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Breaking News: The Moon is Relocating from Capricorn to Aquarius - No Wall Can Stop It!"

Aries Report

"Aries, Your Stars Are Cooking Up a Supernova of Success - Just Remember Not to Burn Your Cosmic Cookies!"

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ChipWitch Today for 3 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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A Home for Astronauts around the Moon

The primary structure of the Gateway space station's HALO (Habitation and Logistics Outpost) module is one step closer to launch following welding com...

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Pisces Report

"Resistance is Futile, Pisces! Lunar Alignments Plan a Full-On Borg Invasion of Good Vibes!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Shenanigans: Aquarius, Prepare to Unravel the Quantum Twists of Your Love Life!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell Ready for a Cosmic Cuppa...and Maybe a Bit of Karmic Housecleaning!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Realign Your Cosmic Arrows; The Universe Hasn't Been This Confused Since the Big Bang!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Rumble: Mars Enters Retrograde and Your Love Life Could Use a Goa'uld Shield!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to balance the cosmic scales as Mercury retrogrades into your sign: It's like a celestial seesaw with a dash of quantum physics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Buckle Up! Mercury's Doing the Macarena in Your House of Chaos!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Galactic Catnip and Quantum Hairballs Forecasted for Your Astrological Playground!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Claws at the Ready, Crabs! Galactic Bake-Off Approaching with Mercury Buttering Your Bread on Both Sides!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for Twin-Peak Shenanigans: Mercury Retrogrades, Your Doppelganger Takes the Wheel!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull-Market Ahead! Taurus, Grab Your Galactic Overalls - It's Time to Plow the Cosmic Fields of Fortune!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Kerfuffle: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Misplaced Its Spectacles!"

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ChipWitch Today for 2 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 2 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 2 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Safety First!

Safety is important, no matter where you're viewing the eclipse. NASA astronauts aboard the International Space Station show off their eclipse glasses...

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Pisces Report

"Engage, Pisces! Warp Speed Ahead Towards a Nebula of Nostalgia, But Don't Forget to Set Your Phasers to Fun!"

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Aquarius Report

"Planetary Puzzles and Galactic Giggles: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Quantum Quirks!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Cosmic Goat-cha! Planets Align to Stir Your Inner Nerd – It's Time to Break out the Pocket Protectors!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's Having a Midlife Crisis, So Expect Cosmic Mood Swings!"

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Scorpio Report

"Cheer Up, Scorpio, It's Not Like Your Planetary Alignment Is Worse Than Being Stuck On A Vogon Spaceship!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Your Phasers for Balance! Cosmic Scales Tip in Favor of Love and...Tribbles?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Time to Organize Your Socks, Double-Check Your Spreadsheets, and Channel That Inner Cosmic Nerd Energy!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Remember - You've Got The Mane of a Lion, Not Chewbacca: Time for a Cosmic Haircut!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabwalk Through Time: Cancerians Brace for a Cosmic Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Adventure!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare Your Lightsabers: Galactic Twists and Hyperdrive Mood Swings Ahead!"

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Taurus Report

"Bullish Taurus, Your Week is More Balanced than a Particle in Quantum Superposition - But Watch Out For Those Unexpected Neutron Waves!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Forecast Alert: Aries, Prepare to Ram-ble Through the Universe with Mars in Your Corner, Extra Coffee Advised!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 1 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 1 April, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourself: The Universe Decided to Throw a Cosmic Disco Party and You're the Glitter Ball!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourself, Aquarius! A Cosmic Tsunami of Quasar Quirkiness is Quantum Leaping Your Way!"

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Capricorn Report

"Steady as a Mountain Goat, You Will Be: Capricorn's Galactic Forecast, It Is!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Build Bridges, Not Walls - Your Stars Say It's Negotiation Time!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Probability of Love Rising Faster Than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Your Scale is Tipping Towards Joy, So Buckle Up Your Vulcan Seatbelts!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Productivity: Your Organizational Skills Have the Galactic Council Taking Notes!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Brace Yourselves! Universe 'Mane'-tains Perfect Hair Day Forecast with a Chance of Supernova Egos!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, the Crab: Ditching the Shell for Some Interstellar Tango with Mars – No Claw Holding Allowed!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Unite! Gemini's Guide to Galactic Dominance- Now With 100% More Quasar Quips!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus Set to Charge Through the Cosmic China Shop of Life!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Packing Up Its Arrow and Goat Gear as It Road Trips from Sagittarius to Capricorn!"

Aries Report

"Aries, Strap On Your Rocket Boots: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Time to Defy Gravity!"

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ChipWitch Today for 31 March, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 31 March, 2024

Retrograde Report for 31 March, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through Cosmic Jello: It's Time for An Out-of-this-Galaxy Adventure!"

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Aquarius Report

"Exterminate Your Doubts, Aquarius! Galactic Shifts Herald an Invasion of Positivity!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Buckle Up: Saturn's Ring Tossing You a Curveball of Galactic Proportions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Pucker up: Jupiter's Swinging into Your Orbit, and It's Bringing Galactic Mistletoe!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! Mars is Not Just a Chocolate Bar Anymore, It's Influencing Your Love Life Too!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Brace Your Scales! The Universe is Tipping Towards a Cosmic Comedic Cacophony - Perfect Weather for Balancing Checkbooks!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Even HAL 9000 Couldn't Predict This Much Perfection and Precision!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Hold onto Your Space Helmets, the Stars are Giving You Five by Five in Love and Chaos!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Buckle up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster - Even Your Crab Shell Can't Protect You from This Astral Buffet!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, May the Force be with You: Twin Suns on Tatooine Have Nothing on Your Dual Nature This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze Fresh Pastures: Uranus Lobs Cosmic Curveballs and You're Up to Bat!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Ram Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Headbutt with Destiny! (Also, Jupiter Called, Your Parking Ticket is Overdue)"

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ChipWitch Today for 30 March, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 30 March, 2024

Retrograde Report for 30 March, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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International Space Station Program Deputy Chief Scientist Meghan Everett

“One of my cornerstone pinnacles [is], ‘Show up to work [and] life with integrity and intent.’ So, accomplish your goals with integrity, intent, and a...

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Pisces Report

"May the Fish Be With You! - A Galactic Guide for Pisces Navigating the Death Star of Life"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Rain of Saturn's Rings and a 98.6% Chance of Existential Crisis, Again."

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn's Retrograde is Coming and It’s More Confusing Than a Vogon Poetry Reading!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Jupiter Tries to Outshine Your Netflix Binge!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season: Expect to Sting or Be Stung, Either Way, Remember Your Anti-venom of Love and Laughter!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Balance is Key, Just Don't Float Off into Space!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: 'Mercury Retrograde Calls for a Time-Out, but Fear Not, It's Only Asking for a Sip of Your Herbal Tea and Some Quantum Physics Chit-Chat!'"

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Leo Report

"Brace Yourselves, Leos! The Universe Just Confirmed: You're Not Just the King of the Jungle, but Also of Dramatic Star Alignments!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Get Ready to Claw Your Way to the Stars - Galactic Good Times Await!"

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Gemini Report

"Are You Seeing Double or Is It Just Gemini Season? Unplug From The Matrix And Dial Into Your Twin Superpowers!"

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Taurus Report

"Stable Taurus, Brace Yourself: The Stars Whisper of Upcoming Socks with Sandals Trend!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Brace Yourselves, Space Nerds! The Moon's Trading its Intense Scorpio Vibes for Sagittarius' Party Pants!"

Aries Report

"Aries, Strap on Your Space Boots! A Galactic Hoedown's Brewing in Your Star Sector!"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 March, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 29 March, 2024

Retrograde Report for 29 March, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Mariner 7 Goes to Mars

An Atlas-Centaur launched at 5:22 p.m. EST on March 27, 1969, to send Mariner 7 on its way to Mars. Mariner 7 joined its sister spacecraft, Mariner 6,...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to feel like a fish out of water... in space! Cosmic waves are churning - Hold onto your flippers!"

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Aquarius Report

"Make Aquarius Great Again! Cosmic Shifts Promise Huge Wins and No Losers!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, get ready to take on the universe: Even Alien Xenomorphs can't resist your charm this month!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Gear Up for a Cosmic Hoedown! Universe Says, 'Hold My Beer, Watch This!'"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mars Misplaces Keys, Unleashes Cosmic Chaos - Your Coffee Might Be Impacted!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Your Scales are Tipping: Time to Balance the Cosmic Equation or Else Your Love Life Might Look Like a Farscape Episode!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Time to Counterbalance that Perfectionism with Cosmic Chaos. Universe Declares, 'It's Not You, It's Your Mercury Alignment!'"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Expect a Roaring Good Time: Supernovas Have Nothing on Your Star Power This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Brace Yourselves! Cosmic Waves Heading Your Way Might Just Turn that Frown Upside-Down!"

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Gemini Report

"Picasso's Palette Predicts: Gemini's Life More Cubist than Realist in Next Lunar Cycle!"

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Taurus Report

"Quantum Leap in Taurus Territory: Grab Your Phaser, We're Going Warp Speed into Self-Discovery and Star-Trekking Adventure!"

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Aries Report

"Rams in Space: Aries, Your Martian Overlord Calls for a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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ChipWitch Today for 28 March, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 28 March, 2024

Retrograde Report for 28 March, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Sending “Water” to Europa

NASA's Europa Clipper spacecraft will carry a special message when it launches in October 2024 and heads toward Jupiter's moon Europa. The moon shows ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Warp Speed Into a Galaxy of Emotions: Emotional Wormholes and the Nebulous Nature of Netflix Binges!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Time to be the Eccentric Starship Captain of Your Destiny - Just Don't Get Stuck in a Wormhole!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Gravity Takes a Holiday and Goats Start Floating!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans: Your Spirit Animal, the Centaur, Just Borrowed Einstein's GPS!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Your Antennae: It's More Rocks in the Warp Drive Than Roses in the Holodeck This Week!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: The Scales of Justice or Just a Casual Balance Enthusiast? Join the Galactic Gymnastics this Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Cosmic Tidying Up Underway: Prepare for Precision, Perfection, and Peculiar Penchants for Planet Alignment. May the Force of Mercury be with You."

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Leo Report

"Leo, prepare to Roar! Your mane is about to get supernova-level unruly as Mars enters a dance-off with Mercury. Don't forget your anti-frizz spray and diplomacy skills!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself: The Crab Nebula Has You in Its Pincers! It's Not Game Over, but a Cosmic Conga Dance!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Dual Personalities Attempt to Outwit Each Other in a Cosmic Comedy of Errors!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Venus in Retrograde Plans to Turn Your World Upside Down, Just Like the Master's TARDIS on a Bad Day!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon's Swapping Scales for Stingers: Libra to Scorpio Transition, or as I Like to Call it, the Celestial Costume Change!"

Aries Report

"Rocketing Rams! Mercury Retrograde Sends Aries on an Intergalactic Do-si-do!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 March, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 27 March, 2024

Retrograde Report for 27 March, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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CADRE Rovers’ Test Drive in the Mars Yard

Two full-scale development model rovers that are part of NASA's CADRE (Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Exploration) technology demonstratio...

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourself, Pisces: Mercury's in Retrograde and it's More Confusing than a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Beware of Aliens, They Might Steal Your Quirky Charm and Inventive Ideas This Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Stub Your Hooves on the Coffee Table of Destiny!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! - The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Dodgeball!"

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Scorpio Report

"Great Scorpio! Strap on your celestial seatbelts, we're hitting 88 mph! Pluto's in retrograde and things are about to get heavy!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Log Supplemental: Balancing Act in Zero Gravity Continues, Expect Sudden Shifts in Emotional Thrusters!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Buckle up, Kid! Mercury's in Retrograde and We're About to Make The Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for an Interstellar Roar: Your Mane Attraction Awaits in the Stars!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Good Vibes: The Universe Decides to Probe Your Happiness Sector!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini Season Brings Out Your Inner Twin, and No, They Can't Both Fit in a Carbonite Chamber!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Bullish Ways may experience a Cosmic Traffic Jam this week!"

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Aries Report

"RAMp up the Energy: Aries, Time to Quantum Leap into Your Best Life... Just Remember to Land on Your Hooves!"

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ChipWitch Today for 26 March, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 26 March, 2024

Retrograde Report for 26 March, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Hubble Views a Galaxy Under Pressure

This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image shows LEDA 42160, a galaxy about 52 million light-years from Earth in the constellation Virgo. The dwarf ga...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Love: Neptune's Sending You More Signals Than a Frantic SETI Scientist!"

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Aquarius Report

"Attention Aquarians: Mercury in Retrograde Calls for a Cosmic Do-Over! Time to Reboot Your Planetary Processor!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace Your Inner Goat and Climb to New Heights...Just Don't Forget Your Safety Harness!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Blast Off: Your Planets are Aligning in a Galactic Game of Dodgeball!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to be 'Astro-nated': This Month, Your Stars are Saying, 'Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!'"

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Libra Report

"Libras, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans to Balance More Than Just Your Scales This Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Beakers! Love is More Unpredictable Than Schrödinger's Cat this Month!"

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Leo Report

"Bounty of Joy Incoming, Leos: May the Stars Be as Generous as Jabba's Snack Budget!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Assemble! Cancerians, Prepare for a Galactic Ride as Planets Play Musical Chairs!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Dance-off as Mercury Breaks Out the Disco Ball!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Uranus is About to Photobomb Your Constellation Selfie!"

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