"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Highs, Planetary Lows, and a Chance of Meteor Showers...Don't Forget Your Galactic Umbrella!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Highs, Planetary Lows, and a Chance of Meteor Showers...Don't Forget Your Galactic Umbrella!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"
"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Rumble: Mars Enters Retrograde and Your Love Life Could Use a Goa'uld Shield!"
"Cheer Up, Scorpio, It's Not Like Your Planetary Alignment Is Worse Than Being Stuck On A Vogon Spaceship!"