Taurus Report

"Taurus, Time to Moo-ve: Your Stubbornness Might Create a Temporal Paradox this Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is Retrograde and It's Not Just About Your Wi-Fi This Time!"

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Pluto is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Pluto Ditches Goat for Water Bearer! Capricorn Sobs as Aquarius Throws a Welcome Party!"

The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Jumping from Taurus to Gemini Faster than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

The Sun is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Exterminate Your Capricorn Blues! The Sun is Ascending into Aquarius - Prepare for Galactic Enlightenment, or Else!"

ChipWitch Today for 20 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 20 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 20 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’S OSIRIS-REx Curation Team Reveals Remaining Asteroid Sample

A top-down view of the OSIRIS-REx Touch-and-Go-Sample-Acquisition-Mechanism (TAGSAM) head with the lid removed, revealing the remainder of the asteroi...

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Pisces Report

"Oh My Stars! Pisces, Expect Galactic Surprises This Week - You Might Even Be Mistaken for a Jedi!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, prepare to face an influx of cosmic energy that may or may not cause spontaneous levitation – But don't worry, it's just Uranus acting up again!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Chronicles: Navigating Nebulas, Dodging Black Holes and Tackling Taxes!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Brace Your Circuits for an Eclipse of Galactic Proportions in Your Social Sector!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Galactic Shenanigans, Star Dust Drama & Quantum Leap in Luck!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Balancing Act: Mars in Retrograde or Just Universe's Pogo-Stick Experiment?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Brace Yourself for Mercury’s Chaotic Dance Moves - It's More Confusing Than Quantum Physics!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Roaring into Retrograde: Time to Paws, Reflect, and Maybe Play with Some Yarn"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a High Tide of Cosmic Shifts! Beware of Moonwalking into Parallel Universes!"

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Gemini Report

"Time-traveling Twins Alert! Gemini, Prepare to Clone Your Calendar for a Do-over of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Taurus Report

"Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo in Warp Speed!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars is in Retrograde, Your Inner Ram May Experience Technical Difficulties!"

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ChipWitch Today for 19 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 19 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 19 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Hubble Captures a Monster Merger

This Hubble Picture of the Week features Arp 122, a peculiar galaxy that in fact comprises two galaxies — NGC 6040, the tilted, warped spiral galaxy a...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Beam Up: Cosmic Tides Forecast a Stellar Trek for Your Emotional Fishbowl!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Expect Galactic Shenanigans this Month! Your Social Life May Involve More Plot Twists than a Babylon 5 Episode!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Picasso Couldn't Paint a Clearer Picture - Your Planetary Alignment Spells 'Chaos'...and 'Pizza'"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Ruling Planet Jupiter Plans a Prank-Packed Retrograde!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, brace your stardust for a cosmic roller coaster! Like a red alert on the USS Voyager, your star alignment is about to get warp-speed wobbly!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Time to Balance Your Scales and Dodge Cosmic Bullets, Neo-style!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for an Epic Battle Between Your Inner Perfectionist and the Chaos of Outer Space This Week!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Alert! Time to Roar into Action as Uranus Retrogrades, or Maybe You're Just Having a Hairball?"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Serve Justice to Your Stars: It's RoboCapricorn Season in Your Love Sector!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Delight: Gemini, Time to Clone Your Fun! Or Maybe Just Your Houseplants, for Science!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, This Week You're More Stubborn than a Wookiee Losing at Chess! - Your Astrological Forecast from the Dark Side!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourself Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Expect Sudden Urges to Conquer the Universe...or Just Reorganize Your Sock Drawer!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Holodeck Hijinks Ahead: Luna Moves from Aries to Taurus - Prepare for a Shift from Warp Speed to Chill Mode!"

ChipWitch Today for 18 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 18 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 18 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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An Aurora in Another Light

The Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite sensor on the NOAA-NASA Suomi NPP satellite captured this image of the aurora borealis, or northern ligh...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Jello: Quantum Physics Predicts a Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Week Ahead!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks & Quarks: Aquarius, Your Love Life May Experience a Big Bang This Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is Going Retrograde and it's About to Throw More Curves than a UFO on a Cosmic Joyride!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Buckle Up, Space Cowboy! Your Stars are Zooming to Galaxies of Fun and Folly!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace for Impact: Mars in Retrograde or Alien Invasion?!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Breaking Moos: Lunar Express Dumps Aries, Taurus Now the Hot New Destination! No Recounts!"

Libra Report

"Libra, Scale Your Expectations: Brace for a Cosmic See-Saw Ride of Galactic Proportions!"

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Virgo Report

"Escape from Reality, Virgo! The Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Vacation!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace for Impact: A Purr-fect Cosmic Hairball of Love and Adventure is Heading Your Way!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Hold Onto Your Hermit Crabs: Lunar High Tide Predicts a Rollercoaster of Emotions and Extra Crunchy Granola!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Twins Gemini: Reapplying Camouflage as Mercury Retrogrades, Not Even Invisibility Cloaks Can Hide Your Drama!"

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Taurus Report

"Hold onto Your Horns, Taurus! A Bumpy Cosmic Ride Awaits with a Side Dish of Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready to Dodge Planetary Bullets, Matrix Style: Your Astro Forecast is Now Loading!"

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ChipWitch Today for 17 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 17 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 17 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’s X-59 Quiet Supersonic Research Aircraft Unveiled

NASA and Lockheed Martin publicly unveil the X-59 quiet supersonic research aircraft at a ceremony in Lockheed Martin’s Skunk Works facility in Palmda...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Circles: Mercury's Retrograde Has More Twists Than a Quantum Physics Textbook!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, it's Time to Re-Boot Your Cosmic Wi-Fi: Uranus is Downloading Updates!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricornian Chronicles: Goat-Fish Hybrid Seeks Mountainous Success and Deep Sea Wisdom - All Without Leaving the Couch!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Gear Up for a Galactic Dance! Your Planets are Shuffling like a Klingon at a Star Wars Convention!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Survival Guide: How to Thrive When Mercury Retrogrades into a Black Hole of Miscommunication!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Expect Balance to Tip! Gravity, Your Scale, and Uranus Have a Cosmic Date!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Stars Align: Get Ready for an Invisible-Yet-Busy Week, Just Like Our Favorite Cloaked Alien in the Jungle!"

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Leo Report

"Frakkin' Leos, Brace Yourselves! A Supernova of Possibility is About to Blast Your Mane - And Your Ego, Too!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer: Your Week Ahead Looks More 'Beach Picnic' Than 'Robot Apocalypse'. Stay Alert for Spilled Smoothies!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Peculiarities - Strap in for a Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull, or Just Taurus? - This week's cosmic forecast promises a roller coaster of stubbornness, chilled wine and Netflix binges!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Pokey: Planets Shake it All About and You Turn Yourself Around!"

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ChipWitch Today for 16 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 16 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 16 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Pisces Ascends: Starfishes, Get Your Fins Ready for An Intergalactic Swim!"

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Aquarius Report

"Gandalf's Grey Advice to Aquarius: 'You Shall Not Pass... Up Opportunities This Month!'"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Time to Climb that Astrological Mountain - Just Don't Forget Your Hiking Boots and Love of Bureaucracy!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Fasten Your Bow-strings! Your Star-ship is About to Warp into a Nebula of Unexpected Surprises – So Hold on to Your Quivers!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown with Pluto - Bring Your Phasers and Flower Crowns!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tug-of-War: Your Scales are About to Get a Galactic Workout!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Multipass! Cosmic Dust Bunnies Forecasted to Tidy Up Your Solar System!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its Glasses!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Buckle Up! Your Mercury is Going Retrograde, And It's About to be More Chaotic Than A Quantum Physics Lecture!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Brace Yourselves: Mercury Retrograde Approaching Faster than a Reaver on a Hovercraft!"

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Taurus Report

"Alert Alert! Taurus, Brace Your Circuit Boards for a Galactic Shift! The Planetary Conga Line is Changing its Rhythm!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Alert: Impulsive Aries Rams Headfirst into Retrograde, Accidentally Discovers Fifth Law of Thermodynamics!"

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The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Brace Yourselves, Star Gazers! The Moon Packs Up from Pisces, Boarding the Aries Express - Expect Cosmic Feathers to Be Ruffled!"

ChipWitch Today for 15 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 15 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 15 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare Your Gills! A Tsunami of Cosmic Energy is Coming - Just Keep Swimming!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Get to the Chakra! Your Stars Align Faster than a Predator's Laser Sight!"

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Capricorn Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Capricorns, Prepare to Beam up Success with a Side of Surprising Emotional Discoveries. Fascinating!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Jupiter's Retrograde is About to Cause More Traffic Jams Than a Dalek Invasion!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Galactic Gavel - The Stars Order a Cosmic Citation of Intense Passion!"

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Libra Report

"Libra - Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Scale Has Tipped Before: A Journey into an Unexpected Alignment of Planets!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Terminate Stress This Month: 'I'll Be Back', Said No Astrological Challenge Ever!"

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Leo Report

"Boldly Roaring Where No Lion Has Roared Before: A Star-Studded Odyssey for Leo in the Final Frontier of The Zodiac!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Hold Onto Your Star Charts! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Roller Coaster Week in the Wormhole of Life!"

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Gemini Report

"Logical Revelations Await, Gemini: The Stars Boldly Go Where No Horoscope Has Gone Before!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Shift into Bull-istic Mode: Cosmic Overdrive Predicted in Your Starry Highway!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Just Because It Forgot its Wallet!"

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ChipWitch Today for 14 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 14 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 14 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Alert: Pisces Swim into a Nebula of Nerdiness and Peace Vibes!"

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Aquarius Report

"Van Gogh's Ear for Music? Nah, Aquarius, This Week You're Channeling His Starry Night Vibes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force Be With You! But Seriously, Watch Out for Low Hanging Door Frames this Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, brace yourself! Jupiter's pulling a real HAL 9000: 'I'm sorry, Sag, I'm afraid I can't let you stick to your normal routine this week.'"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Defy Gravity: Your Emotional Roller Coaster is Heading for Pluto!"

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Libra Report

"Planetary Pivots and Celestial Salsa: Libra, It's Time to Balance Your Cosmic Checkbook!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Even Your Planets are Organized, But Expect a Cosmic Plot Twist!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for Celestial Lion-taming: Your Mane Event this Month is a Galactic Hairball of Destiny!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Beware of Alien Moons: Your Crabby Shell May Experience Unexpected Anti-Gravity!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini Forecast: Double Trouble or Twice as Nice? Alien Abductions May Vary!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus in Hyperdrive: Prepare to Facehug Your Comfort Zone and Blast Off into a Galaxy of Change!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Buckle up Your Rocket Boots! - Mars, Your Cosmic Landlord is Making Renovations!"

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Mercury is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Mercury Ditches Sagittarian Bow and Arrows for Capricorn's Business Suit: A Cosmic Career Change or Just a Mid-Orbit Crisis?"

The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Moody Moon Ditches Aquarius, Packs Bags for Pisces - Claims 'It's Not You, It's Me'"

ChipWitch Today for 13 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 13 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 13 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Verdant Farmlands of Simsbury, Connecticut

The Operational Land Imager-2 on Landsat 9 captured this image of Simsbury on September 15, 2022. The tobacco farm where Martin Luther King worked—Mea...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves: Neptune's About to Slide into your DMs. Expect Cosmic Confusion, and Maybe a Fish Emoji!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Mercury's Retrograde is About to Make Your Tech Gadgets Go More Haywire Than a Dalek on Disco Night!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's in Retrograde, It's Not Just Your Wi-Fi Acting Up!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare Your Phasers for Love: Romulan Warbird Detected in Your House of Romance!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: If Van Gogh Were Your Life Coach, You'd Still Have Both Ears! Cosmic Chaos Ensues!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert: Balancing the Scales of Justice, Love, and Pizza Toppings in the Gravity-Defying Universe of Your Life!”

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury is in Retrograde, but Don't Worry - Your WiFi Signal Is Safe!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, It’s Time to Roar! May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Ain't!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself! The Cosmos is Aligning in an 'Awkward Family Reunion' Kinda Way: Timey-Wimey Shenanigans Await!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Geminis: Time to Unleash Your Inner Alien, Just Don't Drool Acid Everywhere!"

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Taurus Report

"Gravitational Pull in Taurus' Favor: Planets Align for Epic Couch Surfing and Netflix Binge!"

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Aries Report

"Bold Aries Set to Ram into New Opportunities, Stubbornly Refuses to Ask for Directions!"

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ChipWitch Today for 12 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 12 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 12 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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30 Doradus B: NASA Telescopes Start the Year With a Double Bang

This deep dataset from Chandra of the remains of a supernova known as 30 Doradus B (30 Dor B) reveals evidence for more than one supernova explosion i...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Sea of Uncertainty with Flippers of Confidence: Neptune's Retrograde Promises a Wild Ride!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, You're More Wired Than Elon Musk's Cyber Truck: A Peek into Your High-Voltage Astrological Predictions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning! Prepare for a Galactic Goat-Rodeo of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows - Just Make Sure Your Aim's Better than a Stormtrooper's!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Cosmic Chaos Unleashed as Pluto Backflips Through a Hula Hoop!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: Space Kittens Invade Your Seventh House!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Stars - Quantum Mechanics Style: Expect Tidbits of Chaos Theory with a Dash of Hippie Love Beads!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: All Signs Point to 'You're The One' - Just Don't Start Dodging Bullets in Slow Motion Yet!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab-Walk: Your Stars are Sidestepping Like a Klingon at a Disco!"

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Gemini Report

"Stick to the Stars, Gemini: Your Alien Encounter Odds are Low, but your Chances of Misplacing your Keys? Astronomical!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Buckle Up Your Astro Belt! Your Love Life is About to Go Light Speed...Hopefully Not in the Direction of the Death Star!"

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Aries Report

"Mercury Retrograde Has Left the Chat: Aries, Prepare for Smooth Sailing and Less Tech Troubles!"

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The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Hold Onto Your Lunar Undies! The Moon's Making a Cosmic Leap from Capricorn to Aquarius!"

ChipWitch Today for 11 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 11 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Orbital-1 Launch: 10th Anniversary

An Orbital Sciences Corporation Antares rocket is seen as it launches from Pad-0A at NASA's Wallops Flight Facility, Thursday, January 9, 2014, Wallop...

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Pisces Report

"Exterminate Negative Vibes, Pisces! Cosmic Alignments Predict a Whirlwind of Positive Energy, But Don't Forget to Hydrate!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarius, Prepare Your Flux Capacitors for Quantum Leaps in Personal Growth - It's not Rocket Science, it's Astrology!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, You're the 'One': Prepare to Dodge Celestial Bullets Like Neo in The Matrix This Month!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Jedi: An Interstellar Wobble in Your Galactic Core Predicts a Cosmic Kerfuffle This Month!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, this week you're glowing brighter than E.T.'s fingertip while dialing home! Buckle up for intergalactic adventures!"

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Libra Report

"I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Libra: Balancing Relationships and Personal Space May Prove a Bit More Challenging Than Preventing a Spacecraft Mutiny This Week"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: 'Hasta la vista, Baby' to Bad Vibes! Your Stars are Set to 'Terminate' Negativity this Month!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Catwalk: When Planets Align, Even the Stars Get Envious!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for Galactic Crustacean Invasion: Your Moon-Lit Secrets are Safe No More!"

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Gemini Report

"Alien Twin Invasion Alert: Gemini's Cosmic Forecast. Remember to Keep Calm, They're Just Your Star Siblings!"

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Taurus Report

"Beware, Taurus! Uranus in Retrograde Promises More Turbulence Than a Whovian Convention on Doomsday!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, You'll Be Back: A Stellar Comeback in Your Astrological Forecast, Like a Ramminator!"

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ChipWitch Today for 10 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 10 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 10 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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A "Green Monster" Lurks in Star's Debris

For the first time, astronomers have combined data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and James Webb Space Telescope to study the well-known supern...

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Pisces Report

"Piscean Perplexities: Time to Swim with the Cosmic Fish or Just a Good Week to Invest in Waterproof Mascara?"

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Aquarius Report

"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius! Prepare to be Assimilated by a Galactic Wave of Good Vibes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Got its Gravitational Pull in a Twist, and It's About to Spin Your Goat-Fish Tail in a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Beam Up Your Optimism, It's Time to Phone Home with Good News!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Stardate Log: Resistance to Mercury Retrograde is Futile - Embrace the Cosmic Chaos!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Cha-Cha: Warning! Your Scales May Tango to the Tune of Jupiter's Jive!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Stars Predict: An Epidemic of Tidy Desks and Balanced Checkbooks - Brace for Extreme Productivity!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Planet Alignment Predicts a Week of Bold Moves and Extra Helpings of Gagh!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Time to Come Out of Your Shell: The Cosmos Promises a Week Full of Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense!"

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Gemini Report

"Phone Home, Gemini? More Like Phone Work - Mercury's in Retrograde Again!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze on New Cosmic Pastures: Will it be Quantum Quinoa or Nebula Nettles?"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Galactic Traffic Alert: Mars in Retrograde! Buckle up for a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Chaos and Confetti!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon’s Swapping Its Sagittarius Party Pants For Capricorn's Sensible Slacks!"

ChipWitch Today for 9 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 9 January, 2024

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Hubble Views a Vast Galactic Neighborhood

This image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope features a richness of spiral galaxies: the large, prominent spiral galaxy on the right side of th...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Warp into a Nebula of Nostalgia: Retrograde Motion Ahead!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Hold Onto Your Water Jugs! The Universe Is About To Give You A Cosmic Swirly!"

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Capricorn Report

"Brace Yourselves Capricorns, Saturn's Coming Over for Dinner and He's Not Bringing a Casserole!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Logical Sagittarius, Prepare for Illogical Romance: Even Klingons Find Love"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Intergalactic Shenanigans Expected. Might Need a Stargate to Navigate Love Life This Week!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balancing Act Gone Haywire or just Mercury in Retrograde? Either way, don't drop the soap of cosmic harmony!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare your Spreadsheets! The Universe Declares a Cosmic Audit!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Time to Roar Out Loud, Unless You're Stuck on a Spaceship with a Xenomorph - Then, Maaaaybe Keep It Down a Bit!"

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Cancer Report

"Cylon Alert! Cancer, You're About to Enter a Wormhole of Love and Emotion. Hold onto Your Frakkin' Feelings!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble! Gemini, your stars are in retrograde, prepare for a cosmic two-for-one special!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull? Time to Graze on New Pastures, Taurus! Alien Invasion Not Expected."

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Aries Report

"Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before: Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Warp Speed Adventure!"

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ChipWitch Today for 8 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 8 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 8 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty, Just Remember Your Inflatable Duck Ring!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Get Ready! Your Stars are Saying 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Boredom and 'I'll Be Back' to Excitement!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! Saturn's Ring Toss is About to Make You Feel Like a Cosmic Pinball!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Intergalactic Warp Speed! Your Social Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Enters Retrograde, or 'Why Can't Planets Just Use GPS?'"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Your Scales Are About to Tilt: Mercury Retrograde Demands You Leave the Couch...And Maybe Save Some Replicants!"

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Virgo Report

"Great Scott! Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Life into Overdrive This Month!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Use the Roar! Galactic Shifts Predict a Hair-Raising Week Ahead, May the Furr-ce Be With You!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for Alien Invasions and Intergalactic Crab Dances: Your Horoscope's Outta This World!"

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