Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Arrows at Planets! It's Not Star Wars, But Your Week Ahead!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 283 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 19 days, at Sunday, 03 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 264 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 248 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, bright and chipper Sagittarians! The stars have been whispering sweet nothings to me about you... or maybe that was just my morning cup of herbal tea. Either way, let's see what celestial shenanigans await! We find ourselves under the influence of a Waxing Crescent moon, just 3.9 days old. I know, I know, it's barely out of nappies, but don't underestimate the toddler of the lunar cycle. This little nugget of lunar light is a bit like your third cousin twice removed—you don't see them often, but when you do, it's always memorable. Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is currently caught in an interstellar game of Twister with Mercury, which can only mean one thing: communication kerfuffles are on the horizon. But fear not, dear Sagittarius, for you are as adept at navigating misunderstandings as a cat is at landing on its feet. Just remember, attempting to win an argument on the internet is like trying to play chess with a pigeon—it'll just knock over the pieces, poop on the board, and strut around like it won anyway. In terms of romance, Venus has decided to do the cha-cha-slide right into your love life. Expect your charisma to be as irresistible as a fresh pot of AI-generated chicken soup (don't ask). Singles, keep an eye out for potential love interests who share your passion for Star Trek reruns and patchouli oil. Attached? Plan a romantic evening of stargazing and vegan snacks. Career-wise, with Mars doing the hokey pokey in your work zone, expect a promotion or perhaps an inter-office arm wrestling contest. Remember, it's all in the wrist action. In summary, dear Sagittarius, the universe might be throwing a bit of cosmic confetti your way, but with your adventurous spirit and geeky charm, you'll be able to turn any situation into a party. Keep your wits about you, your Star Wars trivia handy, and maybe invest in an umbrella. #SagittariusSeason #WaxingCrescentShenanigans #AstroNerd #HippieHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.02.2024 08:22:01 (sag-13-02-2024)