"Pisces, Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Love: Neptune's Sending You More Signals Than a Frantic SETI Scientist!"

"Attention Aquarians: Mercury in Retrograde Calls for a Cosmic Do-Over! Time to Reboot Your Planetary Processor!"

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace Your Inner Goat and Climb to New Heights...Just Don't Forget Your Safety Harness!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Blast Off: Your Planets are Aligning in a Galactic Game of Dodgeball!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be 'Astro-nated': This Month, Your Stars are Saying, 'Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!'"

"Libras, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans to Balance More Than Just Your Scales This Week!"

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Beakers! Love is More Unpredictable Than Schrödinger's Cat this Month!"

"Bounty of Joy Incoming, Leos: May the Stars Be as Generous as Jabba's Snack Budget!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Assemble! Cancerians, Prepare for a Galactic Ride as Planets Play Musical Chairs!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Dance-off as Mercury Breaks Out the Disco Ball!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Uranus is About to Photobomb Your Constellation Selfie!"

"Aries, This Week You're The 'Chosen Ram': Channeling Your Inner Neo To Dodge Retrograde Bullets Like A Boss!"

"Neptune's Nerd Alert: Pisces, Expect a Cosmic Caffeine Overdose with a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"May the Force be with Aquarius: Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Love Sector - Even Yoda Couldn't Predict This!"

"Saturn's in Retrograde, Capricorn! Time to Channel Your Inner Goat & Scale New Heights...or Just Stubbornly Refuse to Move!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius! Your Stars Have More Twists and Turns Than Spaghetti in a Black Hole!"

"Scorpio, Get Ready! Your week's lookin' more twisted than a space pretzel in a black hole!"

"Libra's Scales Tilt Towards Chaos: The Universe Says 'Less Work, More Play'... and Maybe Some Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo, Get Ready to Dust Off Your Super-Nerd Cape: This Week Promises Galactic Geek-outs and Quantum Quandaries!"

"Leo, You're Roaring Like a Star but Your Mane's Got a Bit of Cosmic Frizz! Time for a Nebula Conditioner!"

"Neo-Cancer Forecast: Get ready to dodge emotional bullets, Crabby Ones! You're 'The One' This Month!"

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Your dual personalities are about to do the tango with Jupiter!"

"Taurus, Brace for Incoming! Your Stubbornness Might Just Have Met Its Match - Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Swapping its Virgo Mood Swings for Libra's Balance Beam Missteps!"

"Aries, Brace Your Antennae! It's Time to Charge Full Speed Ahead Into the Cosmic Playground!"

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces: Your Emotional Fish Are About to Experience Zero Gravity!"

"Aquarius, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Seas: Your Serenity Might Encounter Some Unexpected Black Holes!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Your Goat-like Stubbornness About to Face Cosmic Goat Yoga Session!"

"Sagittarius, It's Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Aiming High, Shooting Arrows and Hopefully Not Hitting Your Foot!"

"Scorpions, Grab Your Stingers! Middle Earth is Calling You for an Unexpected Journey this Month!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales! Or the Universe Might Tilt and We'll All Slide into Pisces' Emotional Pool Party!"

"Virgo, Phone Home! Your Cosmic Cleanup Duty Calls Amid a Galaxy of Retrogrades!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Fifth House and It's Party Time!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell and Wand: An Epic Quest of Cosmic Proportions Awaits in Your Horoscope - Frodo Baggins Style!"

"Twins on Patrol: Gemini, Prepare to Double Down on Destiny, Funky Vibes, and Black Holes of Chaos. It's Not Crime Fighting, But it Might as Well Be!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus: Your Bullish Persistence May Encounter Some Space-Time Wrinkles This Month!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Galactic Collision of Energies as Mars Shifts into Retrograde: Hold Onto Your Star Socks!"

"Pisces Prepares for Galactic Overload: Too Many Fish in the Cosmic Sea!"

"Aquarius, This Week You'll Be More Balanced than the Force on a Good Day - Just Watch Out for Any Unexpected Sith Encounters!"

"Capricorn, get ready! This week you'll have more ups and downs than a TARDIS on a dodgy flight path!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, Your Stars Suggest a Stellar Week Ahead, If You Can Dodge The Asteroids of Life Like You're in a Galactic Federation Video Game!"

"Scorpio's Stars Align: Prepare For a Cosmic Makeover, Just Remember, No Capes!"

"Oh My Stars! Libra, Get Ready to Balance More Than Just Jedi Diplomacy This Month!"

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Bowties! Intergalactic Twists and Turns Ahead... and Spoilers, Sweetie!"

"Brace Yourselves, Leos: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Cat and Mouse!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Emotions: Galactic Forecast Predicts High Tide of Feelings!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Dazzling Duel of Doppelgangers as Your Twin Stars Gear Up for Galactic Giggles!"

"Planetary Alignment Says: Taurus, Grab Your Bull by the Horns and Prepare for a Space Odyssey of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon is Evicting Leo for Virgo - Cosmic Drama Ensues!"

"Breaking Cosmic News: Mars Ditches Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces - Galactic Skinny Jeans No Longer Fit!"

"Interstellar Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Ride as Mars Shifts into High Gear! (Also, Don't Forget Your Helmet.)"

A fast boat is seen at sunrise after the landing of SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft a few hours earlier in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Pens...

"Fishy Forecast: Pisces Poised to Plunge into a Puddle of Planetary Perplexities! Grab Your Galactic Goggles!"

"Beam Up Your Expectations, Aquarius! Starfleet Predicts a Warp-Speed Week of Interstellar Surprises & Tribble-Level Troubles!"

"Capricorn, brace your circuits: It's not a trap, just Venus in retrograde! Prepare for emotional overloads and occasional system glitches!"

"Sagittarians, Brace Yourselves: The Cosmos Goes Retrograde in Hippy Chic, Expecting an Influx of Space-Time Anomalies and Sudden Cravings for Tofu!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by a Wave of Cosmic Sarcasm - Brace Your Alien Antennae for Mercury's Next Retrograde Tango!"

"Libra: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Love Life, but Beware of Klingons in the Workplace!"

"Virgo's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Clean-Up! Stars Align, Dust Bunnies Beware!"

"Leo's Forecast: In a Galactic Twist, Expect Retrograde Planets to Mess with Your Mane... and Maybe Your Netflix Recommendations!"

"Breaking Cosmic News: The Moon, After a Dramatic Leo Performance, Gets a Virgo Makeover. Will It Now Start Alphabetising Its Craters?"

"Cancer, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Lunar Shenanigans and Galactic Giggles Ahead!"

"Twins of the Galaxy, Beware! Mercury Retrograde, It Is - Communicate Clearly, You Must!"

"Beam Me Up, Bullseye! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo as Uranus Goes Retrograde in Your Pasture!"

"Aries, Time Travel Alert: Your Planetary Flux Capacitor is in Overdrive - Expect 1.21 Gigawatts of Energy This Week!"

"I've come a long way from thinking, 'Well, I did this whole dissertation on geysers, what it would take for them to erupt, for a spacecraft to see th...

"Pisces, Prepare to Be as Resilient as a Cockroach: The Apocalypse is Coming...Just Kidding, It’s Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Quantum Physics Meets Astrology: Aquarius, Get Ready to Surf on Schrödinger's Wave of Uncertainty!"

"Capricorn Supernova: Expect A Planetary Promotion, Unless Mercury Retrograde Sends The Memo To Uranus By Mistake!"

"Logical Inconsistencies Abound: Sagittarius Can Expect an Illogical Amount of Fun This Week - Highly Illogical, Yet Fascinating!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Chaos or Just Another Tuesday? Either Way, Grab Your Telescopes and Tie-dye T-Shirts!"

"Libra, This Week You'll Balance More Than Just The Force: A Galactic Guide to Navigating Your Social Life and Not Turning to The Dark Side"

"Virgo, You're About to Stress Clean Your Spaceship: Your Alien Lifeforms Can't Hide in the Mess This Week!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Catnip Party Just for You!"

"Crabby Cancers, Brace for a Galactic Ride: The Universe Plans to Shell-shock You with Spicy Celestial Salsa!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves: Your Dual Personality is Set to Multiply by the Power of Quantum Physics This Week!"

"Bovine Alert! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo as Planets Square Dance in Your Sign!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it’s Throwing a Cosmic Curveball of Galactic Proportions!"

Gemini VI astronauts Thomas P. Stafford (left), pilot, and Walter M. Schirra Jr., command pilot, are shown during suiting up exercises at Cape Kennedy...

"Pisces, Grab Your Lightsabers! The Stars are Aligning in a Galactic Dance-Off and You're the Lead Choreographer!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarius: Your Forecast Predicts a Stellar Splash of Cosmic Craziness - and No, You Can't Blame Mercury This Time!"

"Logical Forecast Alert: Capricorns, Brace Your Antennas! The Universe Sends an Illogical Abundance of Positivity Your Way!"

"Galactic Alert! Sagittarius, May The Stars Be Ever in Your Favor...But Watch Out for Jupiter's Mood Swings!"

"Scorpio, buckle up! This month is going to be more unpredictable than a politician's promise during election season!"

"Great Scott, Libra! Balance Your Flux Capacitor or You'll Be Late for Tomorrow...Again!"

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Full-On Tidying Frenzy as Mercury Mops the Floor with Retrograde!"

"Leo, Prepare to Rumble: Your Mane Attraction this Month is Not Your Hair, but a Retrograde Mess of Planets!"

"Get Ready, Cancer! The Stars are Aligning Faster than Han Solo's Kessel Run - May the Force be With You!"

"Hasta La Vista, Boredom! Gemini's Stars Set to Skyrocket into a Galaxy of Excitement!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: The Cosmos is About to Stir Up Your Life Like a Galactic Milkshake - Hold Onto Your Spacesuits!"

"Prepare to Jump, Aries! Your FTL Drives Are Primed for Hyper-speed, Just Don't Forget to Pack Your Socks!"

"Moody Crab Transforms into Dandy Lion: A Galactic Makeover Courtesy of The Moon's Star Trek from Cancer to Leo!"

"Sun Makes a Splashy Pisces Exit, Rams Into Aries: Cosmic Traffic Jam Ahead!"

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload: Your Future's Looking So Bright, You Gotta Wear Shades... Inside!"

"Galactic Alert! Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Splash of Cosmic Chaos - Blame it on Uranus's Retrograde Shenanigans!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Capricorn, Better Hold Onto Your Horns, Retrograde Is Going To Be A Wild Ride!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Your Arrows! Jupiter's Doing a Backflip and We're Not Talking Gymnastics!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Galactic Showdown with Mercury - Time to Sharpen those Celestial Scorpions!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Some Serious Cosmic Balance - Don't Drop Your Tofu or Quantum Physics Books!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde Tries to Steal Your Organizer; Universe Laughs, Virgos Sweat Glitter!"

"Oh My Stars! Leo, You're Roaring Louder Than Chewbacca in a Room Full of Porgs This Month!"

"Cancer, you're about to get as twisty as a bag of space eels in a Fruity Oaty Bar dance-off!"

"Brace Yourselves Gemini! Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha Slide in Your House, It's Time for Communication Missteps and Retrograde Rodeo!"

"Picasso Paints the Stars! Taurus, Brace for a Cubist Love Affair with Venus!"

"May the Force be With You, Aries! Brace Yourself for an Unexpected Holo-call from Yoda About Your Love Life!"

"Pisces, Gird Your Fins! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Comet of Comedy and Galactic Swirls of Good Vibes!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Hoedown: Uranus is doing the Macarena in Your Sign!"

"Capricorn, Buckle Up! Planet Alignments are More Tangled than a Sarlacc Pit, and You're the Bounty!"

"Sagittarius: 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Bad Vibes, Say 'I'll Be Back' to Good Fortune!"

"Scorpios, brace yourselves! Pluto's not just a dwarf planet – it's sending cosmic vibes for a week of intense transformation. Or probably it's just saying, 'Hey, I deserve to be a full-fledged planet again!'"

"Libras, Brace Yourselves! Your Scales Are About to Tip with Cosmic Shenanigans this Week!"

"Virgo, Prepare for a Cosmic Cleanup: Your Planetary Room is About to Get Messier Than a Black Hole's Bedroom!"

"Leo, Get Ready to 'Hasta la Vista' Your Comfort Zone This Month, Baby!"

"Cancer, Phone Home: Intergalactic Love Lines Ring Busy This Month!"

"Get to da Choppa, Gemini! Your Stars are Blasting Off on a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: You're About to be as Stubborn as a Time-Locked Dalek in a Debate Club!"

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Ram Horns! Mars is Moonwalking Backwards and Your Starry Rollercoaster Ride Begins!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon Pulls a Crabby 'C' as it Skedaddles from Gemini to Cancer - Expect Extra Cheese With Your Lunar Pie!"

"Pisces, May the Force (and a Few Friendly Fish) Be With You During This Planetary Hokey-Pokey!"

"Quantum Physics Meets Flower Power: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Cuddles!"

"Capricorn Forecast: Mars in Retrograde - Great Time to Blame Your Problems on the Universe, Or Alien Abduction!"

"Great Scott! Sagittarius, Prepare to Flux Capacitate Your Destiny with Jupiter's Alignment - It's Heavy Duty Cosmic Stuff!"

"Scorpio, Brace for Impact! The Stars are Plotting a Cylon-Level Plot Twist in Your Love Life!"

"Brace Yourselves, Libras! Venus is in Retrograde and She's as Moody as a Dalek on a Diet!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect More Twists than Schrödinger's Cat's Tale and Fewer Tidy Outcomes than a Black Hole Vacuuming Session!"

"Leo, Grab Your Red Pill: It's Time To Unplug From The Matrix And Roar Through the Cosmos!"

"Great Scott, Cancer! Time Fluxing Star Patterns Predict a Week Full of Hoverboard-Style Highs and Biff Tannen Lows!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Stars Poised to Spark Inter-Galactic Party! Space-time Continuum Confused!"

"Great Scott! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload as Venus Retrogrades Your Love Life to 1955!"

"Aries, Boldly Going Where No Ram Has Gone Before: A Star-Crossed Adventure in Assertiveness and Spontaneous Decisions!"

This majestic image of the dazzling green lights of the aurora borealis was captured on March 17, 2015, around 5:30 a.m. EDT in Donnelly Creek, Alaska...

"Pisces, Get Your Swim Trunks Ready - It's About to Get Real Splashy in the Cosmic Pool!"

"EXTERMINATE Boredom, Aquarius! Galactic Shifts Set to Inject New Adventures into Your Life-Cycle!"

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Capricorn, Prepare for a Cosmic Shift, Highly Illogical Yet Emotionally Profitable!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's Having a Mega Party and You're the Guest of Honor - Bring Your Own Nebula!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect to be Stung by Opportunity! Just Remember, No Actual Scorpions Involved... Hopefully!"

"Libra's Scales Tip in Favor of Cosmic Balance: HAL 9000 Declares, 'I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Destiny, Dave!'"

"Virgo's Forecast: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Cleanliness - It's Time to Beam Up Those Dust Bunnies!"

"Leo Forecast: Prepare to Roar! The Universe has a Lion-sized Treat for Your Royal Highness!"

"Cancer, May the Fourth (House) Be With You: Galactic Guidance Predicts a Rebellion Against Your Usual Routine!"

"Galactic Geminis! Mercury's in Retrograde, and You're About to Have Twins!"

"Raging Bull, Chill Out! - Uranus is Not Actually Coming for Your China Shop: A Taurus's Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Rodeo!"

"Aries Forecast: Brace Yourselves, Cosmic Rams! The Stars Predict a 'Baa-d' Hair Day but a Stellar Week Ahead!"

NASA astronaut and Expedition 68 Flight Engineer Stephen Bowen holds a small pie that is festively decorated in commemoration of Pi Day aboard the Int...

"Pisces, Ready for a Galactic Plot Twist? Pluto's Retrograde is About to Flip Your Fishbowl Upside Down!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for an Astrological R2-Detour: May the Cosmic Force be with You this Month!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Goat Rodeo: Stars Align in a Cosmic Hoedown!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Buckle Up! The Cosmos is About to Take You on a Galactic Roller Coaster of Serendipity!"

"Bleep Bloop Blorp! Scorpio's Stars Align in a Sassy Galactic Waltz—May the Cosmic Force Be with You!"