Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Tidy Up Your Cosmos! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's More Confused Than Wall-E on a Dance Floor!"

The next Scorpio will start in 251 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 14 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 242 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 221 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, Scorpios! Buckle up for a cosmic ride because it's time to talk about your destiny. Now, I'm not saying you're going to meet an alien or anything, but hey, the universe is always full of surprises, especially when the First Quarter moon is glowing like a 6.1 day old cheese in the sky. This week, your ruling planet Mars is having a spicy tango with Venus. What does that mean? Well, let's just say there might be more than just stardust sparking in your love life. But remember, just like in Torchwood, not every alien is a friend and not every friend is an alien. So choose your dance partners carefully! Your creativity is about to skyrocket, or should I say 'spaceship' right out of this world. Don't be surprised if you start seeing inspiration in places as unlikely as a Weevil's dental hygiene routine. Now, in terms of work, it's time to channel your inner Captain Jack Harkness. Be bold, be charming, and most importantly, be resilient. After all, if Jack can smooth talk his way out of a Dalek invasion, you can surely handle a slightly grumpy boss on a Monday morning. Just remember, Scorpios, the universe doesn't make mistakes. You are exactly where you need to be. The stars have aligned, the planets are dancing, and the moon is... well, doing moon things. So go forth, conquer, and maybe take some time to marvel at the wonders of this wacky cosmic ballet we're all part of. And remember: #ScorpiosRule #CosmicTango #FirstQuarterMoonMischief #HarknessStyle #CheesyMoonMagic

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.02.2024 08:12:02 (sco-15-02-2024)