Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! You're About to Have More Twists and Turns Than a Wormhole!"

The next Scorpio will start in 259 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 250 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 229 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! I see you lurking in the shadows, with your stingers ready. The Waning Crescent moon, currently at its 26.6 days old pubescent phase, is nudging you to shed some 'exoskeleton' and let go of past grudges. The universe is like a high school prom, and holding onto those grudges is like insisting on wearing your dad's out-of-date tuxedo... it's not a great look, my dear arachnids. Now, the next full moon is scheduled for 12:31:19 on 24th Feb 2024. (I swear, the moon's punctuality can put a Swiss watch to shame!) This will be your time to shine. You can expect to feel a surge of energy, kind of like a Jedi after a double espresso shot. So, mark that date, and please don't forget, no one likes a grumpy Scorpio! In the meantime, channel your inner Motoko Kusanagi. Be as analytical as her, but don't forget to have some fun (and maybe score a date with Batou?). Remember, even cyborgs need some downtime! So Scorpios, it's time to rock your world with some humor, intelligence, and a dash of mystery. And hey, don't forget to laugh at yourself sometimes! It’s scientifically proven to boost your immune system. Yeah, that’s right, laughing at your own jokes IS healthy! #ScorpioSeason #MoonDuty #MotokoKusanagiVibes #SciFiHoroscope #AstroNerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-07-02-2024)