"Galactic Shenanigans Ahead: Aquarius, Your Stars are Conjuring a Cosmic Comedy Club!"
The next Aquarius will start in 96 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 5 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 111 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 123 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 119 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 96 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Alright, Aquarius, buckle up! We got a waxing crescent moon that’s only 2.5 days old. Just a cosmic toddler, really. It's like the Milky Way's version of Baby Yoda. Cute, but still capable of wreaking havoc when left unsupervised.
This week you're like an Aquarian at a Star Trek convention: chock full of innovative ideas and yet, somehow, still struggling to communicate your thoughts to the mere mortals around you. Remember, not everyone speaks Klingon.
With Mars in your sign, it’s time to boldly go where no man has gone before. Or woman. Or non-binary individual. Or sentient alien life form. Whoever you are, wherever you're from, the universe says it's time to launch your dreams into orbit. Just make sure you've done the math first; we wouldn't want an Apollo 13 situation on our hands.
Mercury is in retrograde, or as I like to call it, "the celestial equivalent of dropping your phone in the toilet." Expect misunderstandings, tech glitches, and for your GPS to direct you to Albuquerque when you were just trying to find the nearest Starbucks.
But fear not, my Aquarian friends! Your inherent resilience and adaptability will see you through. You might even discover you LIKE Albuquerque. After all, balloons and Breaking Bad can't be all bad, right?
Keep an eye out for unexpected opportunities dressed in flared jeans and tie-dye shirts this week. The universe is setting the stage for some groovy transformations. Stay true to your eccentric self, keep your phasers set to stun, and remember: Resistance is futile.
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-17-10-2023)