By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 20 May 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Blade Runner Blues? Nah, Aquarius! Time to Retire Your Worries and Ride the Cosmic Unicorn to Enlightenment!"

The next Aquarius will start in 246 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 261 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 273 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 269 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The New moon is currently 0.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Oi, Aquarius! First of all, let me just say, it's about time Pluto got a bit of attention, right? I mean, it's been feeling a bit left out since it got demoted from planet status. So, with that little rebel going retrograde in your sign, you're about to experience some serious cosmic vibes, my spacey friend! Now, this cheeky new moon, barely a day old, is like a baby alien trying to find its feet in the universe. It's fresh, it's curious, and it's ready to explore! So you, my water-bearing pal, should follow suit. Get out there, try something new, and maybe even stumble upon your own personal TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space)! Pluto's retrograde might make you feel like you've hit a bit of a time warp (cue the Rocky Horror Picture Show dance), but don't worry - it's just the universe's way of reminding you that change is inevitable. So, embrace it, and remember: you're no more a dwarf planet than Pluto is. So, Aquarius, grab your sonic screwdriver, put on your nerdiest outfit, and get ready to face the next adventure with a big ol' grin on your face. The stars are aligning for you, and trust me, you don't want to miss it! Hashtags: #AquariusTimeWarp #NewMoonAdventures #PlutoRetrogradeParty #EmbraceTheChange #DoctorWhoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.05.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-20-05-2023)

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