By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 27 May 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 27 May, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
27 May, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

🔮 Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Nerdy Tetsuo Shima Style 🤓

Greetings cosmic enthusiasts! Are you ready for this mind-bending, interstellar humor-infused horoscope? Of course, you are! Buckle up, because we're about to zoom through the cosmos and explore the peculiarities of each planet's current retrograde state. 🚀

First up, we have the ever-so-talkative Mercury chilling in Taurus, like a bull in a cosmic china shop. 🐂 Communication may be a bit sluggish during this time, but hey, that's what emojis are for, right? 😉

Moving on to our lovely Venus, making itself at home in Cancer. Expect some intense mood swings when it comes to love and relationships. It's like a cosmic rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢

Now, let's talk about Mars in Leo. Can you feel the heat? 🔥 This combo is like the universe telling us to strut our stuff and unleash our inner diva. Get ready for some serious cosmic karaoke sessions. 🎤

Oh, Jupiter, our jovial giant, joining the Taurus party! This is the time to expand your knowledge of artisanal cheeses and craft beers. 🧀🍺 But remember, moderation is key, my fellow nerds!

Saturn in Pisces is making us all a bit more introspective. We're talking late-night existential thoughts while listening to Pink Floyd. 🌌

Next up, we have Uranus in Taurus. Talk about a cosmic plot twist! Expect some sudden changes and unconventional ideas. Like, have you ever considered growing a beard made of flowers? 🌸

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 01 degrees, 27' 12", at a velocity of 11.9 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7 days old. It is 404650.57 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters continued to diminish over the period. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 560 km/s to near 430 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-5 nT while the Bz component was between +/-4 nT. Phi angle was predominantly negative.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Cancer.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Leo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 12' 56"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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