By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 28 May 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 28 May, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
28 May, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

Oh, the Wibbly-Wobbly World of Planetary Retrogrades!

Greetings, earthlings and interstellar hitchhikers! As you may have noticed, the planets have decided to throw us a cosmic curveball, reversing their usual orbits like a galactic game of musical chairs. So, grab your towel and let's dive into the wacky world of planetary retrogrades!

Mercury in Taurus: Slow-Mo Communication Station

With #MercuryRetrograde in Taurus, it's as if our communications have been dipped in molasses. As much as we'd love to blame Vogons for this, we must remember that patience is key. Take the time to chew on your thoughts before firing off that hasty laser beam of a text. #SlowAndSteady

Venus in Cancer: Home Is Where the Heart (and Snacks) Are

As #VenusRetrograde cozies up in Cancer, we're reminded of the importance of self-care and emotional nourishment. Perhaps it's time to break out those scented candles and indulge in some intergalactic ice cream. Just remember, too much of a good thing can lead to one heck of a space hangover. #TreatYoSelf

Mars in Leo: Theatrical Shenanigans

With #MarsRetrograde prancing through Leo, expect some cosmic theatrics and spontaneous karaoke sessions. Embrace your inner Zaphod Beeblebrox and channel that fiery energy into creative pursuits. Just don't let your ego inflate to the size of a small moon. #DramaAlert

Jupiter in Taurus: Abundance in Slow Motion

#JupiterRetrograde in Taurus may feel like winning the lottery, but with a catch: the winnings are paid out in pennies. While opportunities for growth and abundance are present, remember that slow and steady wins the race. Keep a watchful eye on any unexpected visits from the Guide's sales representatives. #PatienceIsAVirtue

Saturn in Pisces: Cosmic Life Lessons

As #SaturnRetrograde swims through the dreamy waters of Pisces

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 13 degrees, 24' 04", at a velocity of 12.01 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. It is 402865.15 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced, however accurate wind speeds were difficult to ascertain due to low densities. Solar wind speed appeared to average near 435 km/s while total field was steady around 5 nT. The Bz component was between +/-4 nT and phi angle was negative.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Cancer.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Leo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 12' 14"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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