By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 06 April 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 6 April, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
6 April, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Galactic Giggles: Your Nerdy, Whimsical Astrological Update

Greetings, intergalactic comrades! Let's talk planetary hokey pokey - you know, when they put their left foot in, take their left foot out, do the cha-cha slide across the solar system and then turn themselves about. That's what it's all about! 🪐💃🕺

Mercury, that cheeky chappie, has set up camp in Aries, which, judging by his speed, he's obviously mistaken for a cosmic race track. Buckle up, folks! Expect fast, fiery conversations that could ignite at any moment. Now's the time for quick thinking and even quicker talking. #MercurialSpeedster

The goddess of love, Venus, is also vacationing in Aries. She's swapping her traditional love ballads for some head banging rock 'n' roll. It's all about passionate pursuits and audacious attractions now, my friends. So, turn up the volume and dance like nobody's watching! #RockstarVenus

Mars, the god of war and our favorite red planet, has gone off to chill in Pisces. This warrior's on a spiritual retreat, trading his battle armor for yoga pants and embracing his inner hippie. It's all about peace, love, and understanding, man. #ZenMars

Jupiter is living it large in Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of indulging in a gourmet feast with all the trimmings. It's a time for growth, abundance, and possibly a few extra pounds. Don't worry, your soul doesn't have a weight limit. #JupiterGains

Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, is also hanging out in Pisces. He's swapped his usual stern demeanor for a more laid-back approach. Expect life lessons delivered with a gentle, spiritual touch. It's like having Yoda as your life coach. #SaturnGoesSoft

Uranus has moved into Taurus, which is kind of like having an eccentric inventor take over a traditional family farm. Expect some radical changes when it comes to resources and values. Don't be surprised if you find yourself pondering the merits of money trees. #UranusUpgrades

The Moon

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 11 degrees, 37' 02", at a velocity of 14.92 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.6 days old. It is 363522.83 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were mildly enhanced under negative polarity CH HSS conditions. Solar wind speed ranged from 401-476 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-7 nT while the Bz component was between +/-6 nT. Phi angle was mostly negative.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 26 Ari 11' 16"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aries.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Pisces.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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