By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 04 July 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for Retrograde: Even Your Coffee May Start Running Backwards!"

The next Capricorn will start in 171 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The moon is currently in Capricorn

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 151 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 204 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 185 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hello, Cosmic Capricorns! The stars are giggling, the moon is chuckling, and Pluto... well, Pluto's rolling its eyes at us from retrograde. Man, that tiny planet has some sass! Your sign, the funky-goat-fish, is hosting quite a celestial party right now. The moon is hanging out in your sign like a nerdy introvert at a comic con. It's mumbling something about being 15.8 days old. Teenage angst, am I right? Remember, age is just a number, and in space, it’s also a constantly fluctuating quantum field. Now, let's enter the realm of Pluto, our favorite demoted planet. It seems to be moving backwards in Capricorn, but don't fret! It's not a cosmic error or a glitch in the Matrix. This retrograde is a time to dive deep into the black hole of your subconscious, and maybe find some buried treasure there. Or perhaps a forgotten candy bar. Either way, score! Remember, dear Cappies, this is a time to embrace your inner nerd, break out those Star Trek pajamas, and boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before. You may discover that the final frontier isn't so scary after all. In conclusion, stay open-minded, keep exploring, and remember to laugh, even if it's at your own bad sci-fi jokes. #CosmicCapricorn #PlutoRetrogradeSass #MooninComicCon #NerdyAstrologyIsCoolToo

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-04-07-2023)

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