By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 08 April 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, grab your calculators and tie-dye lab coats: The stars predict a cosmic conga line of karmic computations and groovy gravitational waves this week!"

The next Capricorn will start in 258 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Wednesday, 12 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 238 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 291 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 272 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 65 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my fellow Capricorn earthlings! It seems the Waning Gibbous moon, currently 16.8 days old (but hey, who's counting?), is conspiring with the cosmos to send us some seriously groovy vibes. Alert Agent Mulder, because something out of this world is happening! 🌖👽 As a Capricorn, you're known for your practicality and grounded nature, but the planetary party in the sky has other plans. Get ready to embark on an X-Files-worthy adventure, as your inner conspiracy theorist is itching to break free. Embrace your quirks and let them guide you to uncover hidden truths. Just remember, the truth is out there. 🕵️‍♀️🔍 This cosmic energy has also got your creative juices flowing like an alien river on Mars. Channel your inner artist and find new ways to express yourself. Who knows? Maybe you'll discover that painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling with a twist of sci-fi is your true calling. 🎨🚀 But don't worry, dear Capricorn, your signature practicality isn't going anywhere! Use that unparalleled logic and reasoning to solve problems, just like our beloved Dana Scully would. And if you happen to stumble upon any paranormal activity, feel free to call in the FBI – just make sure it's not a weather balloon first. 🎈🛸 In conclusion, this Waning Gibbous moon is the perfect time for you to embrace both your inner nerd and your inner hippie. Let the cosmic forces guide you, and remember, "Trust no one... except your horoscope, of course." 😉 #CapricornChronicles #CosmicConspiracy #WaningGibbousGiggles #ScullyStyleAstrology #TheXFilesMeetsZodiac #TrustYourHoroscope

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