By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 20 May 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

Mmm, Capricorn, serious you must not be! Good vibes, the stars shall send, in a galaxy far, far groovy!

The next Capricorn will start in 216 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 196 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 249 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 230 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The New moon is currently 0.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Ahoy there, cosmic Capricorns!🐐 It's time to channel your inner Hoban 'Wash' Washburn as we soar through the starry skies. With the New Moon at a fresh 0.7 days old, it looks like you're in for a shiny adventure! 🌑 Now, don't go all "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" on me, but the universe is nudging you to embrace your inner leaf on the wind this week. That's right, it's time to be more flexible and adaptable than a plastic dinosaur in a game of space poker! 🦖🍃 Keep an eye out for unexpected opportunities 💰 that might pop up like a Reaver ship out of nowhere. Be quick, grab the chance, and you'll find yourself saying "I am a large, semi-muscular man!" in no time. Speaking of Reavers, you might encounter some folks who are less than shiny this week. Remember, you can't change the way they think any more than you can fix the compression coil on Serenity with duct tape. Just keep flying, my fearless goats! 🚀🐐 Love life feeling like a crazy-ivans-in-the-middle-of-an-electromagnetic-cluster? No worries, Capricorn! It's all part of the cosmic dance that is your love life. Just hold on tight and keep dancing like you've got Kaylee's parasol protecting you from the 'verse. 💃🏻☂️ In conclusion, dear Capricorns, remember to stay true to your nerdy, science-loving selves and embrace the quirks of the cosmos. As Wash would say, "Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret." #CapricornHoroscope #WashburnWisdom #LeafOnTheWind #ShinyAdventure #CosmicDance #SerenityInStars

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-20-05-2023)

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