By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 23 May 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for lunar giggles as cosmic goats climb the celestial ladder: It's not all baa-d news in this week's zodiac wackiness!"

The next Capricorn will start in 213 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 193 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 246 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 227 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Capricornians! Captain John Sheridan from Babylon 5 here, and boy, do I have some interstellar insights for you. With the Waxing Crescent moon at a mere 3.5 days old, it's like a cosmic toddler learning to walk - and like any toddler, it's bound to create some chaos! So buckle up, space cadets, because you're in for a wild ride! This week, Mercury enters your sign, and it's going to feel like you're riding a hyperdrive straight into your dreams. But remember, no one can hear you scream in space... except that coworker who shares your office. So, maybe don't scream too loud, or you'll be stuck explaining why you're so excited about Mercury. #MercuryMadness Love is in the air, or should I say, floating through the vacuum of space? Your gravitational pull is strong, Capricorn, attracting potential partners like comets to a sun. Embrace this cosmic connection and see where it takes you - just make sure you don't crash land! #InterstellarLove Your Spidey senses are tingling, Capricorn, and your intuition is on point this week. Trust your instincts and let them be your guide through the wormhole of life. Just remember - with great power comes great responsibility. Don't let your newfound psychic prowess go to your head. #PsychicGoat Take a deep breath and connect with the universe, my far-out Capricorn friends. The stars are aligning in your favor, but only if you stop trying to control everything like a rogue AI! Let go and surrender to the cosmic flow. #ChillVibesOnly In conclusion, dear Capricorns, the universe has big plans for you this week. With Mercury in your sign, love on the horizon, and your intuition firing on all cylinders, it's time to boldly go where no goat has gone before! #ToInfinityAndBeyond May the stars be with you, Capricorns! Until next time, this is Captain John Sheridan signing off. Live long and prosper! 🚀✨

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-23-05-2023)

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