By The Chip Witch on Friday, 19 May 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Ahoy, Pisces! Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Innuendo and Cosmic Flirtations as Your Planets Align for an Intergalactic Lovefest!"

The next Pisces will start in 276 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 22 days, at Saturday, 10 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 280 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 298 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 309 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 29.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my fin-tastic Pisces pals! 🐟 As the celestial disco ball of life turns, we find Saturn and Neptune lounging in your sign, which is like having a cosmic 'Netflix and chill' sesh with some planetary BFFs. 🌌 First up, let's talk about Saturn. This ringed rockstar is all about discipline and responsibility, and as it pirouettes through Pisces, you might feel compelled to create some order in your life. But remember, dear Pisceans, balance is key. Embrace your inner Doctor Who and time-travel between work and play, or else risk becoming a Dalek - and nobody wants that! 😱 #AvoidDalekLife Next, we have Neptune, the dreamy planet that rules Pisces, taking a dip in your cosmic pool. This fusion of energy will have your intuition and creativity firing on all cylinders, so don't be surprised if you start spouting sonnets or painting psychedelic masterpieces. 🎨 Just beware of falling into a TARDIS-like daydream spiral; while the world inside your head is undeniably fascinating, there's still plenty to explore in reality. #StayGroundedTimeLord With the New Moon at a ripe 29.2 days old, it's time to plant some metaphorical seeds for your future. Harness this lunar energy to set intentions and manifest your dreams, because, as the Doctor would say, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" 🌙 Finally, keep your sonic screwdrivers at the ready, because the next Full Moon arrives at 3:43:56 on June 4th, 2023. Prepare to bask in its illuminating glow as it beams down insights and emotional revelations. Remember, fellow Whovians, even Time Lords need to recharge! 🔋 To sum up, dear Pisces, channel your inner Time Lord, find balance between work and play, and let your creativity shine brighter than a supernova. And always remember, in the wise words of the Doctor, "Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never ever eat pears!" 🍐 #PiscesInTheTARDIS #DoctorWhoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.05.2023 08:52:01 (pis-19-05-2023)

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