By The Chip Witch on Monday, 19 June 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Engage Warp Speed: Love, Laughs, and Life Lessons in the Final Frontier!"

The next Pisces will start in 245 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 18 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 249 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 267 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 278 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Piscean space cadets! Commander Jeffrey Sinclair, reporting for astrological duty from the groovy Babylon 5 space station orbiting around your cosmic consciousness. Let's dive into the mystical waters of your horoscope and see what the universe has in store for you! Ah, Saturn retrograde in Pisces, a time known for its fishy side effects. Don't be surprised if you find yourself swimming in circles, questioning the very fabric of reality. Fear not, my fishy friends, for this is just the universe's way of saying, "Hey, it's time to reevaluate your life choices and maybe reconsider that mullet haircut." Now, let's talk about Neptune, your ruling planet, currently chilling in your own sign. This is like having a cosmic house party with all your favorite extraterrestrial pals. Expect heightened sensitivity and creativity, making this the perfect time to indulge in painting with colors that haven't been invented yet or composing a symphony for the alien whales of the Andromeda galaxy. The New moon, a mere 1.1 days old, is just a baby in cosmic terms. It's like the universe hit the refresh button on your starry-eyed ambitions. Harness this lunar energy to kickstart new projects, be it inventing an intergalactic language or discovering the lost art of telepathic interpretive dance. So, Pisceans, grab your spacesuits, strap on your moon boots, and boldly go where no fish has gone before! Embrace the cosmic chaos, and remember that even in the vastness of the universe, there's always room for humor and love. Until our next stardate, Commander Jeffrey Sinclair, signing off! #PiscesInSpace #RetrogradeRuckus #NeptuneHouseParty #NewMoonNewYou #CosmicChaos #Babylon5Vibes

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