By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 25 May 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"ATTENTION PISCES! PREPARE FOR COSMIC HUMOR INVASION! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! EMBRACE INTERGALACTIC ENLIGHTENMENT, OR BE OBLITERATED BY JOYFUL STARS!"

The next Pisces will start in 270 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Saturday, 10 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 274 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 292 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 303 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my glorious Pisces fish-friends! 🐠 As Rose Tyler would say, "I'm no expert, but there's something extra-concentrated about the stars today!" So buckle up, because we're off on a cosmic rollercoaster ride. With Saturn and Neptune both swimming in the Pisces pool party, it feels like the universe is giving you a double dose of that good ol' Pisces energy. 🌊 But don't let that make you all wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey! As your friendly neighborhood space-time traveler, let me tell you that this Waxing Crescent moon (5.4 days and counting, darlings!) is like a shining beacon, guiding your intuition through the swirling galactic waters. 🌒 Trust the vibes you get from the lunar light, and you'll be dodging Daleks and Cybermen like a boss. Now, with Saturn in the mix, you might feel like you're carrying the weight of the entire TARDIS on your shoulders. But fear not, dear fishies! This is actually a fantastic opportunity to get serious about your dreams and aspirations. Just remember - you're not alone; you have your fellow Pisceans and the Doctor by your side. 💫 Neptune, your planetary ruler, is also splashing around in your sign, making your imagination as boundless as the galaxy itself. 🚀 Channel your inner Time Lord and use this burst of creativity to manifest your wildest dreams into reality. So go forth, my fabulous Pisces pals, and embrace the cosmic chaos like Rose Tyler would! Because, as the Doctor would say, "The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles." ✨ Hashtags: #PiscesPower #DoctorWhoVibes #WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey #CosmicChaos #RoseTylerInspo

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.05.2023 08:52:02 (pis-25-05-2023)

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