By The Chip Witch on Friday, 08 December 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Tango with Jupiter - Dust off Those Cosmic Dancing Shoes!"

We are currently in the sign of Sagittarius

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 4 days, at Tuesday, 12 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 15 days, at Saturday, 23 December, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 22 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Sagittarius

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, brave Sagittarius! The fiery Mars, your celestial roommate for the time being, is causing quite the interstellar ruckus in your stellar duplex. This might feel like a science experiment gone awry, as if you've got a rogue Mars rover driving circles in your living room. While you're typically as open-minded as a quantum physicist at a theoretical conference, this planetary housemate might try your patience. But remember: it's easy to find the humor in any situation when you consider that we're all just star-stuff in an infinitely expanding cosmic playground. The Waning Crescent moon, currently going through its moody "emo phase" at 24.9 days old, is also tugging at your emotions. You may feel like a Newtonian apple, pulled by the gravity of your feelings. Remember, it's okay to fall, just make sure to invent calculus on the way down. This week, try channeling your inner nerd and embrace the chaos. After all, the universe was born from a big bang, and look how that turned out! So go ahead, let your geek flag fly, let the rovers drive, and laugh it off. Your mantra for the week: "#EmbraceTheChaos #InterstellarRoommate #StarStuffAndRovers". May the gravity of humor always pull you towards joy!

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-08-12-2023)

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