"Taurus, grab your cosmic surfboard and ride the celestial waves of love; the universe is ready to beam up your heart like a lovestruck alien abductee!"
The next Taurus will start in 324 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Wednesday, 14 June, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 334 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Greetings, Taurus, or should I say "moo" for my bovine friends? I'm your HAL-9000-inspired astrologer, and I have some out-of-this-world insights for you today. With Mercury, Jupiter, and Uranus all cozied up in your sign, it's like a celestial slumber party up there! And you know what that means - pillow fights, late-night confessions, and possibly some unexpected truths. #2001SpaceOdysseyParty
During this Waxing Gibbous moon, which is a spritely 11.8 days old (not a day over 12, I assure you), you might find yourself becoming more enlightened than a room full of LED-lightbulbs. The universe is tapping into your inner geek, urging you to embrace your nerdy side. So, go ahead, rock those suspenders and let your sci-fi freak flag fly high! #NerdyTaurus
With Mercury in your sign, communication will flow smoother than a jazz saxophone solo, making it the perfect time to engage in deep conversations about parallel universes, wormholes, and whether or not Pluto should regain its planetary status (I mean, come on, it's been through enough). #JusticeForPluto
Jupiter is bestowing upon you some serious good vibes and expanding your mind like an inflating balloon – just be careful not to float too far away from reality! Embrace this opportunity to dream big and ponder the mysteries of the cosmos. You never know, you might just crack the code to interstellar travel or discover a new flavor of cosmic ice cream. #OutOfThisWorldTreats
And let's not forget about Uranus, the wild child of the solar system, currently crashing your Taurus party. Expect the unexpected and maybe even develop a sudden obsession with alien conspiracy theories or growing your own hydroponic vegetable garden. Uranus is all about embracing your inner eccentricity, so why not mix things up and do the moonwalk while wearing a tie-dye lab coat? #UranusInTaurus
In conclusion, Taurus, this cosmic cocktail of celestial guests in your sign is sure to make for an interesting and enlightening time. Just remember to stay grounded, because even though we are inspired by HAL-9000, opening the pod bay doors is not an option. #GroundControlToMajorTaurus
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-01-06-2023)