"Universe to Taurus: 'Hold Onto Your Asteroids, It's About to Get Gravitational!'"
The next Taurus will start in 201 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 227 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 211 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 251 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey, Taurus! Great Scott! If my calculations are correct, you're about to experience a retro-party with Jupiter and Uranus both moonwalking backwards in your sign!
First, let's talk about the moon. It's chillin' in your sign right now, looking more like a half-eaten cheeseburger than a full pizza pie. This Waning Gibbous moon, 18 days old and still kicking, is probably making you feel like you're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same day over and over again. But don't worry, this isn't Groundhog Day, it's just the cosmos messing with you.
Now, onto Jupiter. It's in retrograde, which might sound like a bad thing, but in your case, it's not. In fact, this could be your chance to channel your inner Doc Brown and invent something that'll change the world! Or at least your world.
And then there's Uranus... also in retrograde. It's like your sign is the "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance and all the planets are showing up in their 50s attire. Uranus here is encouraging you to break free from convention. Maybe rock some double ties or invent a hoverboard. Just remember, no altering past events, we don't want any paradoxes!
So, buckle up for an interesting ride, Taurus. And remember, "Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one."
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SignToday Is Posting: 02.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-02-10-2023)