"Highly Illogical, Taurus: Prepare to Gravitate Towards Love Like a Black Hole towards the Entire Federation!"
The next Taurus will start in 198 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 24 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 224 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 208 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 248 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Taurus! Buckle up, because you're about to have more retrogrades than a vintage vinyl store. First up, Jupiter's decided to moonwalk its way through your sign. Now, this might sound like a big deal, but remember, this isn't the Death Star we're talking about. Jupiter going retrograde is more like Chewbacca on a bad hair day - slightly intimidating, but ultimately harmless.
It's a time for growth, for expansion (and I don't just mean your waistline after those extra cookies). But unlike Han, you can't just shoot first and ask questions later. It's a time for introspection, for pausing and pondering before you leap into hyperspace.
Meanwhile, Uranus is also doing the retrograde rumba in your sign, shaking things up like an Ewok party. Expect some unexpected changes, but don't panic. Remember when I navigated that asteroid field against all odds? You've got this.
And let's not forget our old friend, the Moon, sitting pretty in her third quarter phase. She's 21 days old now, at the perfect age for some serious reflection. This is your chance to cut away the excess, like unnecessary cargo when you're trying to outrun Imperial starships. Not that I'd know anything about that, of course.
Stay cool, Taurus. With a little luck and a lot of patience, you'll make it through this cosmic kerfuffle unscathed. May the Force (and the fortitude) be with you.
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-05-10-2023)