By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 08 November 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Alien Invasion Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Extra-Terrestrial Levels of Stubbornness this Month!"

The next Taurus will start in 164 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 190 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 174 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 214 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! Listen up, because the stars are singing your song and it's got a decidedly retro beat. Retrograde, to be specific. Your ruling planet, Venus, is chillin', but Jupiter and Uranus have decided to moonwalk backwards through your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Backwards?! That's not the Taurus way!" But hear me out, my earthy friend. You see, when planets go retrograde, we all get a cosmic do-over. It's like when you finally beat that level on your favorite video game, only for the system to glitch and reset. Frustrating? Yes. Opportunity to rack up more points? Absolutely! Jupiter, the big guy of good luck and expansion, is urging you to reevaluate your goals. Think of this as life's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to continue?" If the answer is yes, power up and push forward. If not, take this chance to rewrite your game plan. Meanwhile, Uranus is stirring up your typical Taurus tranquility with its retrograde rumba. Known for its unpredictability, Uranus is basically that one friend who convinces you to go on spontaneous road trips at 2 AM. It's pushing you to step out of your comfort zone and embrace change. You know, like choosing a new avatar or trying out a different class in Dungeons & Dragons. With the Waning Crescent moon being 24.8 days old, reflect on your journey so far. Shed away what doesn't serve you anymore, just like the moon sheds its light. It's time for a new lunar cycle, a new you! So, grab your joystick, Taurus! Embrace the retrogrades, brace for the unexpected, and level up! Remember, it's all fun and games when you're playing with the universe. #TaurusPowerUp #JupiterRetrogradeRewind #UranusUnpredictableAdventure #MoonlightMetamorphosis

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-08-11-2023)

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