"Taurus Forecast: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Traffic Jams, Cupcake Cravings, and Potential RoboCop Cameos!"
The next Taurus will start in 194 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 220 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 204 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 244 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Taurus, you stubborn space bull! Buckle up your asteroid belts because we've got a double retrograde special for you this week. Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the interstellar moonwalk in your sign.
Jupiter's the big boss of good fortune, usually spreading cosmic candy all around. But now he's in retrograde, it's like he's eaten too much space caramel and needs to take a quick nap. This might slow down your luck just a bit. But fear not, this is only temporary. In the meantime, live by the Boba Fett mantra: "I deliver." Keep delivering your best, Taurus, and you'll soon see the bounty of your efforts.
Uranus retrograde in your sign is like the Millennium Falcon suddenly going in reverse – it might feel a bit weird and definitely unexpected. You might find yourself questioning norms and breaking free from what confines you. It's like you're wearing a helmet all the time - isn't it time to let your hair flow in the zero gravity?
And hey, let's not forget our 24.6 day old Waning Crescent moon. This phase urges you to reflect and release. It's like cleaning the blaster after a bounty hunt. Let go of what doesn't serve you anymore. It's time to drop the excess cargo to make room for new adventures.
So, Taurus, despite the chaos, keep your cool like our favorite galaxy bounty hunter. Remember, no disintegrations, just transformations!
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-09-10-2023)