"Planetary Bull Market! Taurus, Expect Cosmic Cows to Moo-ve in Your Favor!"
The next Taurus will start in 131 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 157 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 141 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 181 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The New moon is currently 27.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hello Taurus, my celestial explorer! So, Jupiter and Uranus decided to play hide-and-seek in your sign - and they’re both in retrograde. Looks like they're pulling a bit of a timey-wimey on us, doesn't it?
Now, here's the deal, #JupiterRetrograde is that old friend who pops up unannounced, eats all your snacks, then decides to clean your entire house as compensation. It's chaos, but it's productive chaos! Expect a bit of that energy in your life right now.
Meanwhile, #UranusRetrograde is like having a science experiment go slightly wrong. You were aiming for baking soda volcano, but instead you ended up with a mini black hole in your kitchen. It's disruptive, sure, but hey, it's not every day you get to see the laws of physics take a holiday! So, brace yourself for some unexpected shake-ups.
The New Moon, being 27.8 days old, is like that teenager who’s just got her driver's license - she's ready to take the world by storm, but maybe needs a bit of guidance. Now's the time for new beginnings, just ensure they're well thought out.
And look at this! A Full Moon is coming at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023. It's like the universe is giving us a spotlight just in time for the holidays. Remember to put on your best show!
So Taurus, buckle up for the celestial roller-coaster ride. May your coffee be strong, WiFi signal stronger, and remember, even when the planets are doing the hokey pokey, it's all just a wibbly wobbly, timey wimey...thing. #TaurusHoroscope #AstrologyNerd #CelestialChaos
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-11-12-2023)