By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 15 October 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Galactic Forecast for Taurus: Stubborn Bull Meets Unmovable Universe - Who Will Win This Cosmic Tug-of-War?"

The next Taurus will start in 188 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 214 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 198 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 238 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there Taurus, buckle up because I've got some cosmic news for you! Jupiter and Uranus decided to park their celestial RVs in your backyard while in retrograde. What does that mean? Well, imagine if Jupiter and Uranus were your spiritual roommates. Now, imagine they've started an epic non-stop, indoor, cosmic rave in your house. No sleep till...whenever they decide to leave? Exactly. Jupiter being retrograde in your sign is like having a philosophical DJ spinning wisdom tracks while guzzling green smoothies. He’s yelling over the music, "Seize the day, Taurus! But first, let's discuss the metaphysical implications of this smoothie." And Uranus? Oh boy! He’s the eccentric genius who's brought his latest invention, a time-traveling toaster. He’s running around yelling, "Change is good, Taurus! Let's toast to the future, but maybe let's do it yesterday!" So, what's your role in all of this, Taurus? You're the chill landlord, trying to keep these two under control while also taking advantage of their unique influences. It's time for some introspection, change, and knowledge expansion, all with a side of cosmic chaos. Now, let's peek at that New Moon, just a baby at 0.5 days old. It's like a little cosmic nightlight in your life right now, subtly illuminating new beginnings. Some might say it's the perfect lighting to find that time-traveling toaster when it goes missing. In short, prepare for a period of learning, growth, and interestingly enough, time-travel toasted bread. Remember Taurus, stay grounded, keep that famous patience of yours handy, and enjoy the ride! #TaurusTrippin #RetrogradeRoomies #CosmicHouseParty #TimeTravelToast

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-15-10-2023)

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