"Battlestar Bull-tastica: Taurus, Brace Yourself For a Galactic Roller Coaster of Emotions This Month!"
The next Taurus will start in 127 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 153 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 137 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 177 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello, Taurus, my stubborn celestial bull! Now, I'm not saying you're hard-headed, but when Jupiter and Uranus go retrograde in your sign, it's a bit like inviting a Klingon and a Ferengi to the same party. There's bound to be some cosmic chaos!
Jupiter, the planet of growth and expansion is hitting the reverse thrusters, so you might feel as though your personal development is stuck in a tractor beam. But don't fret! Think of this as a chance to take a break from all that ceaseless growth and maybe enjoy a Romulan ale...or six.
Then we have Uranus, the planet of rebellion, also going retrograde in your sign. You may feel the urge to resist conventional wisdom, defy Starfleet regulations, or maybe even start wearing socks with sandals (gasp!). But remember, as much as we love a good rebellious streak, try not to go full Borg on us. Resistance isn't always futile!
As for our Waxing Crescent moon, well, she's just a young 2.5 days old. Like a fresh Starfleet cadet, this moon phase is all about new beginnings and potential. So, even though you may feel like you're caught in a temporal anomaly, now's the perfect time to set some new goals. Maybe finally learn to play that Vulcan harp you've been eyeing?
In conclusion, Taurus, these astrological conditions might make you feel like you're navigating through the Badlands, but remember, even Seven of Nine had her off days! Embrace the journey and remember to laugh in the face of cosmic adversity!
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-15-12-2023)