"Intergalactic Traffic Jam Forecasted for Taurus: Expect Slow Moo-ving Planets and Stellar Bull-etins!"
The next Taurus will start in 125 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 151 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 135 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 175 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, my stalwart Taurus! The stars and planets have aligned in a most peculiar way, causing the kind of cosmic traffic jam that makes even my inner hippie want to honk an ethereal horn. Jupiter, the celestial bigwig, is currently kicking back in retrograde, right in your backyard. This giant is known for expansion and abundance, but in reverse gear, it's like your favorite series on intergalactic Netflix... you're going to have to wait for the next season.
Meanwhile, Uranus, the planet of change and rebellion, is also hanging out in your sign, playing its favorite game - "Truth or Dare: Cosmic Edition". In retrograde, it’s akin to your computer updating while you're in the middle of a critical task. So buckle up, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
In the lunar department, we've got a Waxing Crescent moon that's as young as a baby alien at 4.7 days old. It’s a perfect time to start new projects or pick up that quantum physics book you've been meaning to read.
So, how does this all apply to you, dear Taurus? Simple. Expect the unexpected, embrace change, and don't forget to laugh when things get a little too Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Remember, retrogrades are just nature’s way of saying "Hang on, let's review that level before we move on." And with two on your plate, consider this your double-major in cosmic growth.
To quote the great Londo Mollari, "We are all slaves to our histories. If there is to be a bright future, we must learn to break those chains." So give the past a friendly wave, but keep your eyes on the road ahead. You've got this!
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.12.2023 07:12:02 (tau-17-12-2023)