"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop Uranus from Photobombing Your Love Life... Again!"
The next Taurus will start in 122 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 2 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 148 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 132 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 172 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, space cowboys! You've got double retrograde action happening in your celestial backyard, Taurus. Jupiter and Uranus are both doing their backspin in your sign, and it's like a cosmic do-si-do!
Jupiter, the cosmic king of expansion, is playing it coy and reverse-walking right through your sign. In layman's terms, it's like you're trying to boldly go where no one has gone before, but instead of warp speed, you're stuck in reverse. Inconvenient? Absolutely. But hey, at least you'll have time to appreciate the view! #JupiterRetrograde #SpaceSlowMo
Then, there's Uranus, our wacky, revolutionary planet, also doing the moonwalk in your sign. Considering Uranus' propensity for sudden shift and upheaval, expect the unexpected. Maybe your replicator will start making only green Jello. Or your Vulcan friend might suddenly develop a sense of humor. Who knows? Uranus sure doesn't, and that's the fun of it! #UranusRetrograde #ExpectTheUnexpected
Meanwhile, our First Quarter Moon is about 7.9 days old, which is basically the equivalent of a teenager in moon years. So it’s awkward, unpredictable, and going through a lot of phases (pun intended). This might stir up some emotions, so brace yourself for some lunar mood swings. #QuarterMoonCrisis
In conclusion, dear Taurus, you're in for a wild, thrilling, slow-motion roller coaster ride this week. Remember to keep your phasers set to 'fun', stay away from tribbles, and enjoy the journey through the cosmos! #TaurusTrekker.
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-20-12-2023)