By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 23 January 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Galactic Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Prepare For Interstellar Overdrive In Love And Quarks!"

The next Taurus will start in 88 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 114 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 98 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 138 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey you bullish beauties, Taurus! Buckle up because I'm about to drop some serious interstellar knowledge bombs on ya. First off, Jupiter is currently crashing at your place. That's right, the big J has moved into your astrological living room, and he's brought his collection of cosmic party tricks and galactic wisdom with him. You're gonna start feeling expansive, like a supernova ready to pop, or like you've eaten one too many donuts. Don't worry, it's just the influence of Jupiter, not a sudden sugar rush. It's time to embrace bigger things in life, just remember not to go overboard, we wouldn't want you to turn into a black hole of desires, would we? #JupiterInMyHouse Next up, Uranus is flipping the script and going retro in your sign. Now, before you get all antsy, this isn't like when your internet goes down and you can't stream your favorite space opera (I feel you, Farscape fans). Uranus Retrograde is all about inner change. Imagine you're a computer getting a software update. You might feel a bit glitchy for a while, but when it's over, you'll be running smoother than ever. So, brace for some self-reckoning, dear Taurus! #RetroUranus Lastly, our beautiful moon is in Waxing Gibbous phase. Being 12.5 days old, it's nearly full but not quite there yet, kind of like that last piece of pizza that you’re saving for later. This is a time for refinement and reassessment. So, take a break from your usual bull-in-a-china-shop approach and tread carefully. Evaluate and fine-tune your plans before bulldozing ahead. #WaxOnWaxGibbous So, in nutshell, Jupiter’s urging you to expand, Uranus is pushing for an internal upgrade, and the Moon’s telling you to refine and reassess. It’s a cosmic smorgasbord, Taurus! Enjoy the ride and remember, keep your hooves on the ground but let your horns reach for the stars! #TaurusTrippin

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.01.2024 07:12:02 (tau-23-01-2024)

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