"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Bull Market in Your Love Life, but a Bear Attack in Your Laundry Habits!"
The next Taurus will start in 55 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 81 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 65 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 105 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, Taurus!
Today, we've got Jupiter and Uranus both hanging out in your sign. I know, I know, you're probably thinking, "Is this a celestial party in my honor or a cosmic conspiracy?" Well, let's just say it's a bit of both.
Jupiter, the big jovial planet, is like that friend who always encourages you to have one more slice of pizza. It's here to expand your world (and possibly your waistline). But hey, remember, everything in moderation...even Jupiter's influence. Don't go ordering the entire menu at Taco Bell just yet.
Now, Uranus, is the wild child of the planetary family. It's like Fox Mulder suddenly showing up at an FBI meeting wearing tie-dye and sandals. Expect some unexpected, but potentially exciting changes. You might discover that you're the long-lost descendant of Albert Einstein, or maybe you'll just find some spare change under your couch cushions. Either way, it's a win, right?
As for our dear moon, she's currently 15.4 days old. In human years, that's like being in your awkward teenage phase. So, while you're dealing with these rebellious planetary energies, remember to tap into that lunar adolescence. Bring out your inner emo kid, write some poetry, or just have a good old-fashioned existential crisis. It's all part of the journey.
So go forth, Taurus! Embrace the chaos, eat the extra slice, and keep an eye out for unexplained phenomena. And remember - the truth is out there...or at least somewhere closer than you think.
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.02.2024 07:12:02 (tau-25-02-2024)