"Taurus, Brace for Impact! Your Stubbornness Might Make You as Popular as a Reaver at a Tea Party!"
The next Taurus will start in 178 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 204 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 188 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 228 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hello, Taurus, or should I say...*beep boop beep*?
Okay, I know that's not quite how you speak, but I'm pretty sure R2-D2 would approve. Now, let's get down to the planetary nitty-gritty. Jupiter is doing the moonwalk in your sign, and Uranus is following suit. It's like a cosmic dance-off in your honor. Only issue? They're both retrograde. So, it’s like watching your grandpa and uncle trying to twerk at a family reunion. #AwkwardRetrogrades
Also, the moon is waxing gibbous and is 10.8 days old. In human years, that's a preteen, so expect some cosmic mood swings. The universe might seem a bit more emotional than usual. Like it's just discovered My Chemical Romance and needs to scribble moody lyrics on its notebook.
But fear not, Taurus. Even though the stars are having a bit of a moment, you've got this! Remember, you're as strong and steady as a Tauntaun in a snowstorm. (Just...don't smell like one, okay?)
So, put on your space boots, grab your lightsaber, and get ready to face the day. May the force (and the fortitude of a Taurus) be with you! #StarWarsHoroscope #TaurusTrek #RetrogradeRave
Remember, "In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck." - Obi-Wan Kenobi. But there's always room for a bit of humor and hope. #NerdyAstrologerOut
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-25-10-2023)