"Hold Onto Your Horns, Taurus! Alien Invasion Unlikely, But Expect Some Cosmic Craziness!"
The next Taurus will start in 116 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 24 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 142 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 126 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 166 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello there, Taurus! As a fellow earth sign, I've got to say that things are looking interesting for you. Jupiter and Uranus are both retrograde in your sign, which in astrological terms is what I like to call a "double cosmic facepalm." It's like the universe just realized it left its keys in the ignition... of its spaceship... while in another galaxy.
Jupiter retrograde? That's all about internal growth, but with Jupiter being the planet of 'more is more', expect this to look more like an existential crisis brought on by an all-you-can-eat buffet. You're going to learn a lot about yourself, Taurus, and not just because you accidentally ate the shrimp despite being allergic.
Meanwhile, Uranus retrograde is all about internal changes. Think of it like a software update for your soul. It's going to take longer than expected, require several restarts, and might delete a few non-essential programs (like your ability to tolerate nonsense).
The Full Moon, 14.1 days old, is in the phase of the data analyst - it's seen some things, it's processed some things, and it's ready to tell you about them in detail. Listen to its wisdom, even if it involves spreadsheets.
So, buckle up, Taurus, because this cosmic rollercoaster is about to get real. Remember to enjoy the ride, keep your arms and legs inside at all times, and don't forget to scream - it's part of the fun!
#TaurusLife #CosmicFacepalm #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #FullMoonFollies
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 26.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-26-12-2023)