By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 27 January 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, Ready Your Pasture: Comet Cows are Coming to Graze on Your Astro-Turf!"

The next Taurus will start in 84 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 110 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 94 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 134 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 16.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alrighty then, Taurus, buckle up your space seat belts because it's time for a wild cosmic ride! First off, let's address the Jupiter-sized elephant in the room. Yes, Jupiter being in your sign is like having a celestial party crasher move into your living room, but in this case, the party crasher is bringing loads of gifts! And by gifts, I don’t mean a lame pair of socks or a fruitcake. Jupiter comes bearing opportunities and expansion, so get ready to grow, my bullish friends! You might feel like you're riding an intergalactic rollercoaster with all these ups and downs, but remember, even amidst the chaos, you're still in charge of your space ship. Meanwhile, Uranus is doing its retrograde dance in Taurus. Picture Uranus as a rebellious teenager blasting punk rock music and rearranging the furniture in your house. This might seem disruptive, but it's Uranus's way of pushing you to change and innovate. Look at it as a chance to redecorate your life, break free from old habits, and maybe discover a new genre of music that you actually like. Stay flexible my stubborn Taurus, keep those hooves tapping to the beat of change, you never know what cool tune you might stumble upon. Now, let's talk about the full moon, currently 16.2 days old - and yes, in astrological terms, that makes her a wise, old lady. The full moon is all about illumination and revelation. But before you start checking under your bed for hidden monsters, remember, not all revelations are scary. Some are as comforting as finding out that you've been wearing your jumper backwards all day and no one noticed. Or perhaps you'll discover that your favorite snack has half the calories you thought it did – astrological win! So, Taurus, this week is all about embracing the unexpected, shaking your tail to the beat of change, and basking in the moon's revealing glow. And remember, even if you're feeling like a cosmic pinball, you're still the one with the flippers. #Taurus #JupiterInTaurus #UranusRetrograde #FullMoonRevelations #AstrologicalRollercoaster #CosmicPinball #CelestialPartyCrasher #ChangeIsTheNewBlack

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-27-01-2024)

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