"Taurus Unplugs from The Matrix: Bulls Now Dodging Cosmic Karmic Bullets Like Neo in Hilarious Astro-Revolution!"
The next Taurus will start in 328 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Wednesday, 14 June, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 338 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Greetings, my fellow Taurus comrades! Hold on to your space boots, because the cosmic energy is strong with us this week. Our ever-reliable Mercury is chilling in our sign, making us feel like the cool kids on the block. Add Jupiter and Uranus to the mix, and we're basically the intergalactic dream team! 🚀
The First Quarter Moon is 8 days old, which means it's time to evaluate those goals you set last week. Are they as solid as a Klingon's forehead? Or as shaky as a 10-year-old Earth computer? Time to get real. 🌓
With Mercury in our sign, our communication game is stronger than ever. People will be drawn to our witty banter like moths to a flame (but, like, in a good way). So, expect some new friends or romantic interests to beam over for a chat. 💬
Jupiter's presence amplifies our luck, making it feel like we've discovered a wormhole to fortune! Don't be afraid to take a risk - now's the time to embark on a new adventure or finally wear that Star Trek uniform in public. 🍀
Uranus, the planet of surprise, joins the Taurus party, bringing unexpected twists to our lives. But don't worry, fellow stardust warriors - we're as resilient as a horde of Tribbles! Embrace the unknown, and remember: change is the only constant in the universe. 🌌
So, my astrological allies, forge ahead with confidence! May the cosmic forces be with you as you navigate through this interstellar week of awesomeness. And always remember: live long and prosper. 🖖
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-28-05-2023)