"Stubborn Taurus Unearths Ancient Alien Artifacts; Still Refuses to Admit They Took a Wrong Turn at the Milky Way!"
The next Taurus will start in 144 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 24 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 170 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 154 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 194 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Alrighty, Taurus, brace yourselves! You've got both Jupiter and Uranus doing the moonwalk in your sign. Now, I know this might sound like an intergalactic traffic jam on your celestial highway, but it's not as bad as it seems!
First of all, with Jupiter retrograde, you're going to be feeling a bit like The Predator. You know, the big, ugly, dreadlocked alien with mandibles that could crack a walnut? Yeah, that one. Just imagine yourself in an invisible spaceship, cloaked from the world, just observing and learning. It's like you're on a covert mission, gathering intel on personal growth and expansion.
But wait, here comes Uranus retrograde, ready to shake things up like a nerd at a Star Trek convention who suddenly realizes he can speak Klingon fluently. Expect the unexpected. Don't freak out if you suddenly want to dye your hair green or take up tap dancing. Embrace your inner weirdo. Let that freak flag fly!
Now, let's not forget about that Full Moon. She's looking all high and mighty at 15.7 days old, isn't she? Just like your Aunt Edna after she's had her hair done. This is a time of culmination and the promise of fulfillment of that which was started at the New Moon. So, remember that diet you started two weeks ago? Yeah, now would be a good time to check if you still fit into those jeans.
So, Taurus, this week is all about learning, changing, and culminating. It's like you're the star of your own sci-fi movie. So grab your popcorn, strap in, and get ready for the ride. And remember, in space, no one can hear you scream… unless you're on a Zoom call. Then, please, for the love of all things holy, mute yourself.
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-28-11-2023)