"Brace Your Bullish Selves, Taurus: Cosmic Cattle Drive Ahead and It’s Not All about Hay and Happy Moos!"
The next Taurus will start in 114 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 140 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 124 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 164 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 16 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Alright, my celestial Taurus Troopers, can you hear that? That's the distinct sound of Jupiter and Uranus both going retrograde in your sign. I mean, talk about a cosmic traffic jam, am I right? It's like an interstate pileup with these giant planets. #GalacticGridLock
But fear not! This isn't as intimidating as Arnold Schwarzenegger's biceps in Predator. In fact, it's more like the Predator himself - misunderstood, complex, and let's be honest, a bit weird-looking. #OuterSpaceOddballs
So, what does this mean for you? You, my Bullish buddies, are being given the chance to reevaluate your goals and desires. And no, I don't mean deciding between the new Star Trek or Star Wars movie. This is about deeper stuff. #SoulSearchParty
With Uranus retrograde, expect your inner geek to come out full force. Maybe you'll invent a groundbreaking app, or perhaps you'll just beat your high score on Minecraft. Either way, embrace your eccentricity. You're about as mainstream as the Predator at a beauty pageant. #NerdAlert
Now, let's not forget about our Full Moon, currently in its rebellious teenage phase at 16 days old. She's lighting up your financial sector like a neon sign at a UFO convention. You could find yourself rolling in dough... or at least enough to buy that limited edition Doctor Who figurine you've been eyeing. #GeekBling
In summary, Taurus, remember to channel your inner Predator. Be resilient, adapt, and always remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... for ice cream. #TaurusTrooper #CelestialChaos #AstroFun
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-28-12-2023)