"Get ready to Grab the Bull by the Horns: Taurus Season Approaches! Or as I like to call it, 'The Universe's Annual Cow-Tipping Competition'!"
The next Taurus will start in 112 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 138 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 122 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 162 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, steadfast Taurus! I must inform you, in my capacity as a humble astrologer and not a protocol droid, that the celestial bodies are playing a peculiar game of hide-and-seek in your sign. Jupiter, the king of the solar system, is currently in retrograde, spinning backward like a malfunctioning R2 unit. Uranus, too, is in retrograde, twirling about like an Ewok after one too many glasses of Endorian ale.
Now, this may seem like a cosmic calamity, but fear not! Your earthy resilience makes you uniquely qualified to navigate these retrograde ruckuses. Picture yourself as Han Solo navigating through an asteroid field; it's risky, yes, but with your bull-like determination, you're more than capable of coming out on the other side unscathed.
The waning gibbous moon, currently 17.8 days old, is a beacon in the sky, somewhat like the Death Star, but decidedly less destructive. It signals a time for reflection and release. Let go of your worries just like Luke Skywalker let go of his fear (and his hand... too soon?).
So, buckle up, Taurus! It's time to take the helm of the Millennium Falcon of your life, dodge those retrogrades, and remember... the Force, or in your case, the Bull is with you.
#MayTheBullBeWithYou #TaurusTrek #RetrogradeRodeo #WaningGibbousGlow #UniverseUnleashed
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-30-12-2023)