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29 February, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels with a long duration M1.5 flare in from AR3590 (N18W53, Fko/beta-gamma-delta). AR3595 (N20E04, Dao/beta-gamma) and AR3596 (N18E36, Dao/beta) both continued to become increasingly magnetically complex while undergoing growth. AR3592 (S14E04/Axx, alpha) decayed to just a few small, immature spots. AR3597 (N07E16, Bxo/beta) was assigned a new region number. The other two remaining regions were simple and stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters measured at L1 reflected mostly background conditions with the exception of wind speeds. Total field was 5 nT or less and the Bz component was generally in a neutral orientation. The phi angle was predominately negative, allowing for connections with a weak negative polarity CH HSS. Wind speeds peaked around 470 km/s, then leveled off around 450 km/s by days end.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 01 degrees, 35' 28", at a velocity of 12.01 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. It is 398970.84 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 10 Pis 09' 02", and is 148199052km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 01 Sco 35' 28", and is 401292km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Well, well, well, space cadets, strap on your jetpacks because we're headed into the celestial wild. The Moon has pitched its cosmic tent in Scorpio, and oh boy, it's closer to us than it’s been since the last time your Aunt Edna tried to pinch your cheeks at Christmas - approximately 401449.598966528 km away. That's close enough for a nice lunar stroll if you've got a decent pair of moon boots and a few years to spare. Now, imagine for a moment, we're in The Matrix. Neo, our favorite sunglass-sporting, trench-coat-wearing, kung-fu-mastering hero, is meeting the Moon in Scorpio. He'd probably look up, give a cool nod, and say something like, "Whoa. That's far out, man." And then he'd likely fly there because, well, he's Neo. The Moon in Scorpio is basically the astrological equivalent of Neo. It's deep, mysterious, and gets under your skin faster than you can say "red pill or blue pill?" And just like Neo, it's not going to let you hide behind any false realities. This lunar positioning is all about unmasking truths and digging into the core of matters. No need to jack into the Matrix for this; the Moon in Scorpio is serving up a reality check on a silver platter. So grab your spoon and dig in, my celestial sojourners. Keep in mind though, as any self-respecting astrologer-slash-Matrix-fanatic-slash-neurotic-hippie will tell you - the moon isn't just a big, glowing nightlight in the sky. It's a cosmic mirror reflecting our deepest selves back to us. So, what's the Moon in Scorpio reflecting back to you? Is it your inner Neo, ready to leap tall buildings and defy the rules of gravity? Or maybe it's your inner Agent Smith, clinging to control and order? Whatever it is, remember - there's no spoon. It's not the Moon that bends, it is only yourself. In short, the Moon in Scorpio is a time for revelation, transformation, and possibly learning kung fu... if you're into that sort of thing. So, buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls, it's going to be one heck of a cosmic ride!
Mercury
Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 10 Pis 56' 08", moving at 1.88 degrees per day, and is 204362436km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
Mercury in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy
Get ready folks, Mercury has dived deep into the mystical waters of Pisces like an overexcited dolphin on a caffeine rush. Mercury, our celestial chatterbox and the cosmic equivalent of that friend who just can't keep a secret, is currently doing the astrological version of interpretive dance in the sign of Pisces. And let me tell you, it couldn’t be more entertaining if it was wearing a tutu and singing "Bohemian Rhapsody".
Speaking of fantasies, we're entering into a time where dreams are going to be more vivid than that time you fell asleep watching Inception. Your head might feel like a pinball machine of ideas, bouncing around faster than light particles in a supercollider. All logic is out the window, and your brain is partying hard in the land of imagination. You might find yourself inventing new colors or counting unicorns. It's like a mental Mardi Gras, folks.
Pisces, the cosmic dreamer and hopeless romantic of the zodiac, is all about magic, fantasy, and idealism. It's as if Mercury has cranked up the volume on your inner Disney soundtrack. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself conversing with woodland creatures or breaking into spontaneous song. Who knows, you might even solve that Rubik's cube that's been gathering dust on your shelf.
Mercury in Pisces is like a giant cosmic disco ball, scattering light into the farthest corners of our minds, illuminating creative inspirations and opening up whole new avenues of thought. It's a mental adventure, a cerebral rollercoaster, a neurological rave... and you're invited. So grab your glow sticks, dust off your thinking cap, and let's dive into the deep end of this cosmic pool party!
Venus
Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 15 Aqu 34' 55", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 224465305km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Ladies and Gentlemen, gather round as we embark on a cosmic journey that's as exciting as landing a rover on Mars, but with less dust and more love. You see, Venus, our beloved cosmic queen of love and affection, has decided to take a detour to Aquarius town. Now, this is not your ordinary sleepy hollow; Aquarius is like the Silicon Valley of zodiac signs, where innovation, free-thinking, and a touch of eccentricity are the soup du jour. So, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. Currently, Venus is about 224 million kilometers away, give or take a few thousand (because even in space, we need some wiggle room). And don't worry, she's moving prograde, which is astrologer jargon for "in the right direction," much like your GPS when it's not having a meltdown. Now, Venus in Aquarius is akin to your best friend suddenly realizing you're their soulmate after a series of rom-com worthy misadventures. This is the time when those "just friends" might morph into "just perfect." Remember, Aquarians are brainy folks, so if you've been relying on mushy declarations of love, it's time to up your intellectual game. For those already struck by Cupid's arrow, Venus in Aquarius might feel like the romantic equivalent of a software update. There's a new interface, some features might seem alien, but ultimately, it's meant to improve your user experience. In other words, it's time to reconnect with your partner over shared interests, like saving the planet or arguing about Star Wars versus Star Trek. And for all the singletons out there, this is your moment! It's like Black Friday for romance. So get out there, mix, mingle and don't shy away from the unconventional. Remember, in the world of Aquarius, weird is the new chic. Lastly, with Venus in Aquarius, it's time to embrace the aesthetic of the future. Think less "vintage charm" and more "retro futurism." So, feel free to splurge on that smart gadget you've been eyeing, because even in astrology, retail therapy has its place. So folks, let's buckle up and enjoy this interstellar ride with Venus in Aquarius. It's going to be like Star Trek meets The Bachelor - in space, no one can hear you swoon!
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 12 Aqu 20' 50", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 331005870km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Greetings, fellow celestial explorers! Brace yourselves for a cosmic journey because Mars, that fiery red planet of assertiveness and gumption, has decided to take a space cruise through the unconventional neighborhood of Aquarius. Now, I know some might be thinking, "But Admiral Astrologer, Mars is 331,030,601.272131264 kilometers away!" To which I say, "Indeed, my observant stargazer! But in the vast expanse of the cosmos, that's practically next door!" And worry not, Mars is currently prograde, meaning it's moving in the right direction. So, no intergalactic fender benders today! During this galactically groovy time, we're going to feel a bit like we've been zapped by an alien ray gun of inspiration. Aquarius, the eccentric Einstein of the zodiac, isn't usually one to get its nebula in a knot. But with Mars, the celestial sergeant, beaming energy into its sector, we'll find ourselves fuelled up and ready to rocket towards change. Our mission? To boldly champion our ideas like no man or woman has done before! We're not talking about strapping on your astral armor and charging in with phasers blazing. No, my cosmic comrades, with Mars in Aquarius, it's our minds that are our photon torpedoes. The old ways of thinking are like outdated star charts. They'll only lead us into asteroid fields. Instead, it's time for us to plot a course towards uncharted territories of thought. Forget thinking outside the box. We're in the cosmos now, where boxes are as irrelevant as a black hole in a bathtub! And let me tell you, during this transit, the universal injustices and societal supernovas are as glaring as a naked-eye supernova. Aquarius, the celestial humanitarian, is all about supporting the underdog. So, with Mars boosting its signal, we'll see not just the problems, but also the warp-speed solutions. There's a powerful opportunity for a cosmic overhaul during this transit that's rarer than a quasar in your backyard. So, prepare for a rebellious ride, space cadets! With Mars in Aquarius, we're shaking off the shackles of tradition like an old rocket booster. Embrace the strange, liberate your minds and remember: In space, no one can hear you scream... with excitement!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Tau 11' 21", moving at 0.17 degrees per day, and is 807972369km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, strap on your space boots and hold onto your telescopes, folks! Jupiter has decided to take a little holiday in Taurus and it's going to be a hoot and a half! For those of you not in the know (and who can blame you with all this cosmic kerfuffle), Jupiter is our friendly neighborhood planet of wisdom, the sort that likes to nudge us into deep thought. Meanwhile, Taurus is like that old armchair in your living room - steadfast, reliable, and maybe a smidge too comfy. When these two cosmic bodies get together, it's like a cosmic mindfulness retreat. We're reminded that the answers we seek aren't hiding on some far-off asteroid. No siree, they've been lounging around in our own noggins this whole time! So, let's ditch the noise of the daily grind and tap into our own inner Yoda, shall we? Jupiter in Taurus is like getting a cosmic kick up the backside to chase after our dreams. Think of it as a cosmic life coach, scribbling down to-do lists and cheering us on as we tick them off one by one. With Jupiter's growth spurt tendencies and Taurus' stubborn tenacity, we're being handed the perfect recipe to trust the process and taste sweet success. And if that wasn't enough, Jupiter is also the big kahuna of good luck and fortune, while Taurus is all about the moolah! Together, they're like a cosmic lottery ticket. But remember, folks, Taurus is a bit of a pleasure-seeker and Jupiter is known for its expanding waistline. So, while we're raking in the cosmic cash, let's not go blowing it all on moon pies and asteroid ice-cream! In short, Jupiter in Taurus is a chance to grow, succeed, and maybe even strike it rich. But let's not forget to keep our feet on the ground, and remember that the journey is half the fun. So, buckle up, space cadets, it's going to be a wild ride!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 09 Pis 49' 24", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1602368573km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
RoboSaturn in Pisces
Well, grab your telescopes and a cuppa joe folks because guess what? Saturn - the big, old ringed planet that resembles a cosmic hula hoop (minus the actual hula-ing) is taking a dip in the celestial pool of Pisces. If this was a sci-fi movie, I'd probably say "brace for impact," but in reality, it's more like "brace for introspection."
Imagine Saturn as a cosmic life coach with a whistle hanging around its neck, ready to guide you through those dreams you've been daydreaming about. You know, the ones involving writing the next "Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy" or opening up a quirky little shop where you sell handmade unicorn slippers and moon pies. It's time for Saturn to blow its whistle and get us off the bench and into the game!
Now, don't get me wrong. Saturn in Pisces isn’t like a walk in the park while eating candy floss and riding a rainbow unicorn. No sir! This is hardcore 'get-your-act-together' stuff. Saturn can be a bit of a cosmic killjoy, asking all those tough questions about your dreams and aspirations. It's like a planetary parent, barging into your room uninvited, ready to give you a reality check while you're busy building castles in the cloud.
But hey, let’s not throw up the "Keep Out" signs just yet. Sure, Saturn may feel like a pesky intruder, but trust me, it's got some wisdom to share. So, open the door, invite it in, and listen to what it has to say. You might end up thanking it later!
While all this introspective action is going on, you might find yourself a bit restless, or maybe having trouble catching some z's. Don't panic! This is a great time to practice your inner calm. Meditate, take a stroll through the woods, practice deep breathing, or take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy because trust me, the dreams will be weird!). And don't forget to get a good night's sleep! You might even want to hit the hay early, to give your brain some extra time to cool down from all that intense cosmic coaching.
So, gear up folks! With Saturn taking a swim in the Piscean pool, it
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 33' 31", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2981556642km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Riding Championship
Hark fellow earthlings! Uranus, the celestial maverick, has decided to park its cosmic camper in the serene pastures of Taurus. This is a bit like inviting Flash Gordon to a Zen meditation retreat. Oh, the irony! I mean, Taurus is all about cozy slippers and a comfy routine. But Uranus? It is the cosmic equivalent of a caffeinated squirrel. Buckle up, buttercups. Things are about to get interesting.
Now, Taurus has traditionally been the Wall Street of the zodiac. Stocks, bonds, bitcoins - you name it, Taurus is all over it. But with Uranus gatecrashing, we're about to witness some major cosmic disruption. I'm talking revolutionary banking, radical financial reform, and maybe even asteroid mining for precious metals. It's like Wall Street meets Star Wars.
On a personal level, this Uranian transit will make us question the meaning of 'value'. Taurus loves its vintage wine and designer labels, but Uranus encourages us to toss our credit cards into a black hole. This might feel as comfortable as wearing a cactus onesie, but trust me, it's liberating. Kicking the debt habit, redefining wealth, and embracing sustainable living could become the new norm.
So, how do we navigate this celestial shake-up? Simple. Just remember – resistance is futile, and change is the only constant. Uranus may be the cosmic curveball, but its ultimate goal is to free us from outdated structures and help us achieve greater stability. So hold on tight, because this isn't just a bull ride, it's a cosmic rodeo. But who knows? By the end, we might just realize that we've landed in a much better place. And remember, even if you fall off, there are always infinite parallel universes where you're still riding!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 42' 49", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4615130512km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ahoy there, stargazers and celestial enthusiasts! Dust off your telescopes because Neptune has just made its grand appearance in Pisces. Now, before you start panicking about the potential of a planetary invasion, let me assure you that no, this is not the plot of another X-Files episode. But if it were, I'd probably be played by David Duchovny. Neptune, that big blue gas giant, has decided to take a vacation from its usual spot in the cosmos, 4,615,110,259.687795639 km away (Yes, I counted. You're welcome.), and is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha, known as prograde, through Pisces. What does this mean for you? Well, imagine you've just been handed the cosmic remote control with the ability to see in emotional HD. All the petty squabbles and small differences that usually seem so important? They all start to look like reruns of infomercials at 3 am. This planetary shuffle is like the universe’s way of saying, "Hey, why don't we all just get along?" It's like a cosmic group hug, where we're all encouraged to bring our unique strengths to the table. Think of it as a potluck dinner, but instead of bringing potato salad or deviled eggs, you're bringing your emotional intelligence, innovative ideas, and dreams for a better world. And what better way to start than by delving into your spiritual side? Maybe it's time to finally sign up for that yoga class you've been eyeing, or create that zen corner in your bedroom with an altar, some crystals, and a succulent or two (because nothing screams inner peace like a cactus). Remember folks, Neptune in Pisces isn't just a celestial event, it's a cosmic call-to-action. So, get out there, harness that Neptunian energy, and let's make the universe a better place. And remember, the truth (and Neptune) is out there!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 11' 48", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5344626061km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
The Pluto-Aquarius Tango
Hey there space cadets! Buckle up and grab your telescopes because we've got some astrological excitement on the horizon. It seems that our favorite misunderstood "dwarf planet" - Pluto, is doing a cosmic tango with Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Wait, isn't Pluto like, super far away?" You're not wrong - it's a whopping 5344659220.994566917km away... but hey, who's counting? Let's break it down. Pluto, our cosmic underdog, is all about transformation. Not the kind of transformation where you decide to dye your hair pink or suddenly take up salsa dancing. No, no, we’re talking extreme, soul-altering changes here. We’re talking death and rebirth, shedding old identities like a snake sheds its skin. All in the name of making room for something better. Now let's talk about Aquarius. This air sign is basically the Steve Jobs of the Zodiac, always pushing boundaries and dreaming about what could be. So, when these two get together, it’s like having a Silicon Valley brainstorming session in the cosmos. What does this mean for you? Well, expect big changes. And I don't mean finally deciding to clean out your garage-type changes. We're talking about shifts in science, technology, and even how we view ourselves in society. Pluto in Aquarius is like a cosmic mirror reflecting back at us, urging us to think about others before ourselves. It's like Yoda whispering in your ear, "Do or do not, there is no try," but instead, he's saying, "Think of others, you must." So, as Pluto pirouettes into Aquarius, remember to keep an open mind. This planetary dance could lead to new alliances, fresh perspectives, and who knows, maybe even world peace. But for now, my fellow stargazers, keep your eyes on the sky and your heart open to change. Because in the immortal words of Luke Skywalker, "In a galaxy far, far away... Pluto is in Aquarius."Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 10 Pis 09' 02" |
| Moon | 01 Sco 35' 28" |
| Mercury | 10 Pis 56' 08" |
| Venus | 15 Aqu 34' 55" |
| Mars | 12 Aqu 20' 50" |
| Jupiter | 11 Tau 11' 21" |
| Saturn | 09 Pis 49' 24" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 33' 31" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 42' 49" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 11' 48" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
The Sun
Sun Sextile Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun sextile Jupiter: Your life is apt to be blessed with more than your share of helpful friends, fortuitous connections, and doors opening to you at just the right time. Because you are usually willing to share and to give back to others in a generous way, you continue to generate successes in your life no matter how unfortunate prevailing circumstances are. Beware, however, of becoming an opportunist. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun sextile Jupiter: Your child is bent toward success, for he has a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. Children born with this harmonious aspect often have a natural instinct for justice and the law, and generally know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability could make your child a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. This aspect also suggests the possibility of working with and helping older persons. Often this position indicates help received from others. Dynamic squares found elsewhere in the chart may bring out the positive sides of this position. The pitfall is too much ease, or a lack of ambition, a lack of humility, and/or expecting others to do the work. — Interpretation from the Child Star report (Boy).Sun sextile Jupiter: You find that spiritual discipline is as much a container for your being as it is the expression of your inner desire. Your perception of duty is to develop the endurance needed to weather emotional and material storms. — Interpretation from the Your Spiritual Path report.Sun sextile Jupiter: You have a sense of justice and an innate ability to understand the law, whether natural or manmade. Showing others the way through or beyond the problems in their lives comes easy, for you sense how to manipulate the opportunities of life. Lucky. — Interpretation from Zet Software.The Sun
Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.
Mercury
Mercury Sextile Jupiter
Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.Mercury
Mercury Conjunct Saturn
Your thinking today is likely to be focused, organized, deliberate, and perhaps profound. Along with this there may be a touch of depression. Try to lighten up a little and see that the world is not quite as bad as you can imagine. Focus on positive mental thoughts.Saturn connected to a personal planet in hard aspect has a censoring effect on the planet involved. With Mercury in hard aspect to Saturn, whatever the person says and writes is self-censored to some degree. It’s hard for these people to pour out their emotions, no matter how emotional or needy they feel on the inside. This is because they are always aware of what others might think of them with what they say. They are not necessarily deliberate talkers or thinkers. In other words, they don’t always pick and choose their words carefully or speak slowly. However, they are careful with what they reveal to others. They make plenty of disclaimers, and often come across as negative or sarcastic without intending to. These are people who review conversations they’ve had with others, and who often kick themselves for saying something they didn’t intend to, or for not saying something witty. Saturn tends to have a hobbling effect, and when it’s attached to the planet of communication in hard aspect, there can be some feelings of insecurity about how we speak and communicate in general. These people tend to worry about what they’ve said and how they could have said it better. Some older astrology texts suggest that there can be learning disorders or “slowness” with this aspect, but this is rarely the case. In fact, many people with this aspect are very strong academically. The flow of their communication is blocked in some manner, however, and this is due to an automatic “self-censoring” tendency. Self-consciousness and hypersensitivity is experienced with regards to their intelligence and ability to get ideas across to others, especially in youth. These people need plenty of positive feedback from others in order to feel more confident and less “blocked”.If you have this aspect in your chart, recognize that you are most likely harder on yourself about how you communicate than others are. Ask people close to you for an objective point of view. Chances are, they find you to be astute, intelligent, and an effective speaker or writer. We often tell our kids “don’t worry about what others think”, but telling this to a person with a hard Saturn aspects is not enough, nor is it realistic. They will worry. Instead, I have found that the best way to handle difficult Saturn aspects is to get objective feedback from others! Mercury-Saturn people don’t accept compliments whole-heartedly, yet they crave them and need them. Others around them tend to stop complimenting them, feeling that they either don’t need compliments or don’t want to hear them. Nothing can be further than the truth!Alternate interpretation: Mercury/Saturn aspects indicate intellectual discipline, a serious outlook, good powers of concentration, and a knack for logical reasoning. You don’t take things for granted, and you generally need empirical evidence to overcome your native skepticism. Not content with superficial understanding, you prefer to study subjects in depth. Some with this aspect prefer to work alone or in a quiet setting. Mathematical ability and a knack for working with figures are often present. Your work habits are careful, tenacious, methodical, and industrious. You are probably quite organized, hard working, and proficient at dealing with rules, regulations, fine points, and details. Writers with this aspect are typically masters of grammar and style. There is frequently great ambition, self-control, and a willingness to labor hard and long to achieve your goals. Others view you as honest, prudent, diligent, and cautious. This aspect is common in the charts of teachers, military leaders, and politicians.If this conjunction forms stressful aspects with other planets, it can indicate lack of self-confidence, unwillingness to admit mistakes, and a proneness to depression. Children may have problems learning and difficulties in school. You may suffer hardships in your life that lead you to become cunning, bitter, cynical, callous, narrow-minded, or hard-hearted toward others. Shyness or social awkwardness is often present, and the tension associated with the aspect commonly manifests as acid indigestion. — Interpretation from our Career report.Some Famous People with Mercury conjunct Saturn: Bo Derek, Robert Duvall, Bob Geldof, Boris Yeltsin, Anais Nin.Venus
Venus Conjunct Mars
There is a desire for love, beauty, relationships, and things that feel good. Desire is strong today and this includes the desire for the opposite sex. Be considerate of others today as you may express yourself too strongly. Use your creative energies and get involved with the arts, music or the theater. How about making a special meal for your significant other? Watch your spending today as you may feel tempted to overindulge and be too extravagant. Curb your potential for eating too much rich, sweet, or spicy food. Moderation is the key. Be refined and charming around women. Do not get involved in petty gossip or in competition with the women you know. Have fun at a social gathering, but remember, don't come on too strong or let your opinion of yourself swell so as to become overbearing and obnoxious.For people with a Venus-Mars conjunction in their natal charts, the blending of the feminine and masculine energies within is a natural process, although other aspects to the conjunction will tell the whole story as to how this is done. These people possess personal magnetism in spades. They live and breathe romantic/sexual relationships. It is generally easy for them to form relationships, unless the conjunction is severely afflicted. They ooze sexuality, and they are generally quite impulsive with regards to entering new relationships. Relationships are not only important to them, they require a fair amount of excitement, adventure, and passion in their pairings in order to feel alive and vital. With this conjunction, there is generally a pleasing blend of self-assertion and cooperation. This comprises some of their charm, in that they generally know how to assert themselves without stepping on others’ toes. In some cases, men with this aspect may be too dominating in romantic situations, and might gain a reputation for being “macho”. This is not always the case, however. For the most part, these people are quite direct about what they want in a relationship, and they are quite passionate when it comes to going about getting what they want. It can be a challenge maintaining perspective when it comes to relationships. These people are generally highly creative and are bent on finding outlets for their creativity. Their vitality and warm energy is something that can be felt by others, as if it lies just below the surface.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Mars: Barry Bonds (in Gemini), Carmen Electra (in Gemini), Bette Davis, James Caan (in Taurus, also conjunct Uranus), Sally Field, Eva Gabor (in Pisces), Merv Griffin (in Leo), Kris Kristofferson (in Gemini), Bruce Lee (in Scorpio), Courtney Love (in Gemini), Peter O’Toole, Al Pacino (in Gemini), Stefanie Powers (in Scorpio), Sting, Uma Thurman (in Gemini), Vincent Van Gogh (in Pisces), Harry Hamlin (in Virgo), Sandra Bullock (in Gemini, conjunct the Ascendant).Mars
Mars Square Jupiter
Today is not the day to gamble or to take chances. You may be feeling over-optimistic and that optimism is not warranted today. You may be inclined to promise more than you can deliver. Pull in your reins a little and don't expect too much. Stay in control of yourself and remember "a man's got to know his limitations." Work off extra energy safely through physical exercise. Put off business deals until this aspect is over. Then, review your plans to make sure every thing is on the up and up. Don't be rash as this could lead to accidents. Take your time and be patient. Control your impulsive spending.This aspect brings great impulsiveness, insatiable desires, playfulness, and daring. You might be frequently trying to prove yourself, to others and/or yourself, and thus readily take on a challenge. You desire exciting experiences and may rarely be satisfied with your life as it is. You require much space and freedom, and you demand to be treated with fairness. You need to be careful that your behavior is deserving of these liberties, and that you treat others with the same respect. Many people with this position tend to flee when angry. This is not because they are afraid of confrontation, because they certainly are not, but when they are frustrated, a deep inner restlessness is stirred. Some people with this position can be quite self-serving, often without even realizing it, demanding freedom and space from others but not necessarily returning the favor.Another negative expression of Mars square Jupiter and Mars opposition Jupiter is a haughty or boastful attitude–some with this aspect in their birth charts feel they can get away with practically anything. Often they can, and even when they don’t, they are quick to recover from losses. However, this is generally due to a tendency to turn a blind eye to what has happened. Here again is the tendency to flee rather than reflect. They are quick to forget or ignore their mistakes, thus the chances of repeating them run high!Your impulsiveness combined with a competitive streak can incline you to gambling, not just with money. Your sex drive is considerable, and some with this position never feel they have enough, or enough experiences, which can lead to sexual promiscuity for some. You would benefit greatly from more time for self-reflection, as you don’t always see your behavior clearly. When you don’t learn from your mistakes, you repeat them.You are attracted to adventure, exploration, and conquest. There is a real spirit of adventure with Mars-Jupiter aspects, but because these planets are in challenging aspect, there can be difficulty knowing when to stop, and slowing down long enough to feel satisfied with one’s accomplishments. Dieters are encouraged to slow down while eating a meal so that they can know when they are full and satisfied. If they eat too quickly, they are likely to eat more than they need. Similarly, people with Mars in hard aspect to Jupiter would benefit from slowing down and reflecting on their experiences so that they avoid living life feeling they have never had enough. This can also help to avoid this position’s tendency to be accident-prone. Males with this position might be difficult to domesticate! There can be exaggerated “masculine” traits, including an insatiable need to “hunt”.You are very resilient, bouncing back from any setback quickly and usually in a stronger position. You are quite playful and humorous, love to joke around, enjoy practical jokes, and are quick to smile and laugh.Interpretation sample from the KidZone report – Mars opposition JupiterThe native has the feisty planet Mars in opposition to the expansive planet Jupiter. This is a very positive aspect. The native will have lots of energy and lots of optimism, with an enthusiasm that attracts. However, these little ones may have some difficulty getting along with people because they are naturally competitive rather than co-operative. This competitiveness is not aggression. These youngsters simply enjoy a good spirited contest. But they would find life so much easier if they did not treat everything and everyone as competition.This aspect can signify athletic ability. The child will definitely need an outlet for abundant physical energy. Where better than through some sort of physical sport? The natural competitive nature will be more easily accepted in this sort of atmosphere too. This child will be very restless and need a lot of freedom. These kids will not like anyone holding them back or placing restrictions upon them. The outdoors will appeal to this sense of freedom.These kids may be rather clumsy, especially while they are young. There could be a tendency to be accident-prone. The main problem is that this child is in too much of a hurry. These youngsters get too carried away in the excitement of the moment. ‘Less haste – more speed’ could be a good motto for this little one.The onset of puberty will be exciting for this child but the compulsive urge to grab every opportunity that comes along can be a source of total exhaustion that will be ignored. Relating to [love interests] will be relatively easy, but some lessons on taking sexual responsibility will be needed. When the child grows up and forms close relationships with [love interests], a sense of freedom will be important. These individuals react aggressively when they feel emotional stress. They will always tend to act impulsively. Any partner will have to give this child plenty of personal space, and perhaps be prepared for him or her to have some rather dictatorial views.Alternate, short interpretations: Interpretation sample from the Merlin report – Mars square Jupiter or Mars opposition Jupiter: You are enterprising, ambitious, and have a strong desire to succeed in a big way. Ever on the look out for new opportunities and promising new ventures, you are willing to take risks if you sense that something is going to be a winner. No matter how much you accomplish, you never seem to be completely satisfied. You always feel you can do more, and set your sights on another goal. You feel frustrated in limited circumstances, and you will leave secure and reasonably successful situations if they do not offer challenges and potential for growth and expansion in the future. You like to keep stretching your limits, to see how far you can go. Sometimes you over-extend yourself or promise more than you can actually achieve, due to an overly optimistic or overly confident assessment of your own capacities. You relish healthy competition and feel that it spurs you on to even greater achievements.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report – Your spiritual interaction with other people is generally quite fortunate in nature. You gain an understanding of a wide range of spiritual teachings through direct contact with others, and you develop the ability to resolve conflicts on all levels of business and personal life in this way.Interpretation sample from the Karmic Insight report – You have broad, expansive goals and will not be content with humble achievements or success on a small scale. Enthralled with the joy of the conquest, your desires and enthusiasm may gallop away with you. You often do not know when you have had or done enough. Many things do come easily to you–athletics, leadership, creative efforts of all kind–and you are apt to have King Midas’s touch, especially early in life. However, this may lead to overconfidence or inflated expectations later on. In your work you are apt to be an overachiever with an overemphasis on physical and/or sexual adventure. Once again, not knowing when to stop or say no can be your downfall.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Vincent Van Gogh, Chuck Berry, Johnny Carson, Nat King Cole, Tim Conway, Marie Curie, Jessica Hahn, Diane Keaton, Michael Landon. Oppositions – Richard Wagner, Gay Talese, Rick Springfield, Gene Simmons, Sugar Ray Leonard, Henry Fonda, David Copperfield, Julius Caesar, Bruce Lee.Jupiter
Jupiter Sextile Saturn
Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.Notes about Transits
Mars is all about action, and where Mars is in our chart with transits is a place where we are prepared to stand our ground. Mars transits can be really productive, but they can also be angsty, aggressive, and sometimes come from a place of anger. It's important to pay attention to how you direct that energy. Mars transits can last for up to a couple weeks.
Jupiter transits enhance your life with optimism and forward-thinking, and lasting for about a month, give you plenty of time to take advantage. Bigger and better is Jupiter's way of thinking, and should be yours as well.
Saturn transits, on the other hand, are where we get a major reality check, and if we’re not ready for them, they can be pretty rotten. Of course, if we’re prepared and up to the task, Saturn transits can also bring very well-deserved rewards, too. Saturn transits last a bit longer than Jupiter transits—usually 2 months or so at a time, but with retrograde cycles, you could be looking at the same lessons three times over a 6 month period.
The outer planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto last for such a long time that they make long-lasting impacts on our lives. In fact, Neptune and Pluto can last for two to three years! Consider their effects, plan accordingly, and make them part of your life for the better.
