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RETROGRADE REPORT for
20 May, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Funny Horoscope

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

Greetings, fellow space nerds and astrology enthusiasts! Do you feel like the universe is playing a game of musical chairs with your emotions? Well, strap in and grab your favorite crystals, because we're diving into this week's out-of-this-world planetary retrograde party!

First up, Mercury is chillin' in Taurus, turning your thoughts into a slow-motion nature documentary. Communication might be sluggish, but hey, at least you'll have time to contemplate every word you say. Or, you know, just binge-watch Stargate Atlantis. No judgment here. #SlowAndSteady

Next, Venus and Mars are having a cozy little rendezvous in Cancer. Expect a double dose of intense emotional energy, making you simultaneously want to hug and punch the nearest person. So yeah, try not to freak out when someone eats the last slice of pizza, okay? #EmotionalRollercoaster

Moving on, Jupiter's hanging out in Taurus, amplifying your love of all things comfy and materialistic. Time to break out those fuzzy slippers and buy that giant bean bag chair you've been eyeing. Just don't go overboard, or you'll end up like an episode of Hoarders. #TreatYourselfResponsibly

Meanwhile, Saturn is in Pisces, which means your dreams might look like a Dali painting on acid. Embrace the weirdness and let it inspire you! But maybe don't mention it to your coworkers; they already think you're strange enough. #SurrealDreams

Uranus is also vibing with Taurus, shaking up your life like a snow globe. Expect the unexpected and roll with it, dude. After all, isn't variety the spice of life? Or was it paprika

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Gemini, at 06 degrees, 02' 46", at a velocity of 12.87 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 0.6 days old. It is 390994.71 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were near nominal levels initially, but saw an enhancement after 19/2000 UTC. Solar wind speed was mostly in the 300-350 km/s range, but started to increase to around 380 km/s in the latter part of the period. A enhancement in total field occurred after 19/2000 UTC reaching a maximum of 14 nT. The Bz component varied between +6/-11 nT. Phi angle was positive.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Cancer.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 17' 06"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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