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RETROGRADE REPORT for
26 May, 2023
 
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There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Hilarious Horoscope

Planetary Retrograde: A Roy Batty-Inspired Horoscope

Welcome, my fellow space cadets, to your horoscope inspired by the one and only Roy Batty from Blade Runner. Hold on to your telescopes and let's dive right into this cosmic comedy!

Mercury in Taurus

Like a bull in a china shop, Mercury is thrashing about in Taurus. Expect plenty of stubbornness as communication takes a backseat. #BullheadedMessenger

Venus in Cancer

Venus is nesting in Cancer, making love seem as comforting as your grandma's homemade cookies. Prepare for some serious cuddle time, folks! #CrabbyLove

Mars in Leo

With Mars in Leo, it's time to embrace your inner drama queen and strut your stuff on the cosmic stage. Remember: there are no small parts, only small actors. #FierceMars

Jupiter in Taurus

As Jupiter joins Mercury in Taurus, expect an expansive waistline and a deep appreciation for the finer things in life. It's like the universe is giving you a high-five for indulging in that extra slice of pizza. #JupiterIndulgence

Saturn in Pisces

With Saturn swimming through the dreamy waters of Pisces, you may find yourself with a sudden urge to write emo poetry and ponder the meaning of life. So deep, man. #EmoSaturn

Uranus in Taurus

Uranus is hanging out with its pals Mercury and Jupiter in Taurus, making it a party of cosmic proportions! Just watch out for unexpected surprises (read: chaos) as Uranus shakes things up. #TaurusPartyCrasher

Neptune in Pisces

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The Moon
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The moon is currently in Leo, at 19 degrees, 34' 27", at a velocity of 11.87 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.1 days old. It is 405457.43 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters continued to be influenced by a negative polarity CH HSS. Solar wind speed ranged from 447-689 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-6 nT while the Bz component was between +4/-6 nT. Phi angle was predominantly negative.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Cancer.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Leo.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 13' 36"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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