There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Barbarella's Humorous Horoscope: Planetary Retrograde Edition
Welcome to Barbarella's Humorous Horoscope: Planetary Retrograde Edition!
Greetings, cosmic adventurers! I'm your friendly neighborhood astrologer, Barbarella, here to guide you through the groovy planetary retrograde vibes we're all experiencing right now. So, buckle up and put on your space goggles, because we're about to dive into some far-out energy updates!
Mercury in Taurus
With Mercury chilling in Taurus, our communication is getting as slow as a vintage computer loading an animated GIF. Don't fret, though! Embrace your inner tortoise and take your sweet time to express yourself. #SlowAndSteady #DialUpVibes
Venus in Cancer
Oh, Venus, you saucy minx! You've got us feeling like we're in a cheesy rom-com with your stay in Cancer. Love languages are shifting from flirty texts to making each other organic smoothies. Get ready for cuddles and heart-to-heart chats! #CozyLoveNest #RomComLife
Mars in Leo
Feeling feisty? With Mars strutting its stuff in Leo, we're all channeling our inner drama queens. It's the perfect time to join a local theater group or practice those karaoke skills. Just remember, not everyone loves a diva, so try to keep the drama on stage! #DramaAlert #KaraokeTime
Jupiter in Taurus
Get ready for a cosmic makeover, courtesy of Jupiter's stay in Taurus. It's time to Marie Kondo your life and embrace the minimalist lifestyle. But don't worry, you can still keep that lava lamp and collection of vintage Star Wars action figures. #MinimalistMakeover #KeepTheLavaLamp
Saturn in Pisces