Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Cosmic Goat-cha! Planets Align to Stir Your Inner Nerd – It's Time to Break out the Pocket Protectors!"

The next Capricorn will start in 265 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The moon is currently in Capricorn

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 283 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 225 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 154 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello, my cosmic Capricorn comrades! Buckle up because with the moon in your sign and 21.4 days into its Third Quarter phase, we're definitely in for a ride. Now, I don't mean to alarm you, but this is like the timey-wimey stuff the Doctor would have us believe - it's all wibbly-wobbly and spacey-wacey. Since the moon is hanging out in your neighbourhood, you might be feeling a bit more emotional than usual. Don’t worry, it's not an alien invasion or anything (or is it?), it's just the celestial bodies doing their thing. You might feel like the Daleks are chasing you, but trust me, it's just the universe urging you to let out those emotions you've been storing up like a Tardis with extra-dimensional storage capabilities. Now, the Third Quarter moon is a time for letting go. I know, I know, as a Capricorn, you're as stubborn as a mule who's got its hoof stuck in a bucket of Weetabix. But hey, even the Doctor changes every now and then, right? So, it's time for you to regenerate too and release some of that old baggage. You'll feel lighter than a floating adipose in no time! Remember, there's no need to take life as seriously as a Sontaran in a warzone. Laugh a little, dance a little, and maybe, just maybe, offer a Jammie Dodger to the universe. Who knows, it might just be the peace offering it needs! #CapricornCapers #MoonInCapricorn #WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyStuff #FloatingAdiposeLife #JammieDodgerUniverse

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.04.2024 08:32:01 (cap-01-04-2024)