Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Your Planet Saturn Says 'Get it Together', But Uranus is in Retrograde and Wants a Pizza Party!"

The next Capricorn will start in 45 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Thursday, 16 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 78 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 59 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright, Capricorn, here's your cosmic weather forecast, brought to you by yours truly, the funniest hippie-nerd in the cosmos. While most of us are still grumbling about Pluto not being a planet anymore (looking at you Neil deGrasse Tyson), you've got the icy dwarf planet as your roomie. That's right, Pluto is currently shacking up in your sign, so expect things to feel a little... chilly. Don't worry, it's not an ice age, just a spiritual deep freeze to help you reassess your goals and life's direction. Also, we're on the third quarter moon, which is nearly as old as the leftover pizza in my fridge. At 23.9 days old, it's half lit and half dark, kind of like you when you can't decide between being a workaholic or a Netflix-bingeing couch potato. This phase is all about release and letting go. So maybe it's time to let go of that grudge against Pluto? Just a thought. In summary, dear Capricorn, brace yourself for a frosty yet transformative period. Remember, when life gives you a cold shoulder, make a snow angel out of it! #PlutoInCapricorn #QuarterMoonMadness #AstrologyNerd #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-07-11-2023)