Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to Goat-Get Your Dreams, Just Don't Butt Heads With Mercury!"

The next Capricorn will start in 43 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Thursday, 16 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 76 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 57 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, noble Capricorns! The stars have spoken, and the celestial vibes are as exciting as a Star Trek marathon with unlimited popcorn. Firstly, let's talk about Pluto. Your far-off cosmic neighbor is currently kicking back in your sign. So, what does this mean for you? Well, just like Pluto's status as a planet has been on-again, off-again (looking at you, Neil deGrasse Tyson), you might find that life is a bit of a cosmic seesaw. One minute you're a planet, the next you're a dwarf planet. So, embrace the uncertainty and remember, size isn't everything! Your Waning Crescent moon is 25.7 days old, teetering on the edge of its lunar life cycle, just like that carton of milk you've been eyeing skeptically in the fridge. Just as you're contemplating whether to risk food poisoning or not, you might be wavering on some decisions in your life. Here's some science-hippie advice: follow your gut, but maybe not when it comes to the expired dairy products. The next full moon will be gracing us with its luminous presence at precisely 9:16:41 on November 27, 2023. I know you’re thinking, "Why so specific, Klaatu?" Well, my dear Capricorn, the universe is precise! And just like the full moon, you'll be reaching a culmination point soon. So, whether you've been working on building a spaceship or perfecting your homemade kombucha recipe, expect a breakthrough! In summary, this is a time to embrace the uncertain, avoid sketchy dairy, and prepare for your personal full moon moment. And remember, you're as cool as the other side of the pillow... on the Moon. #CapricornLife #PlutoInCapricorn #MoonPhases #CelestialWisdom #NerdyAstrologer #HippieScience #UniverseGotJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-09-11-2023)