Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Prepare to Lock Horns with the Universe - It's Not a Game of Goat Chess!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 33 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 14 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Well, hello there, Capricorns! Or should I call you 'Capri-corns' because like the island, you're surrounded by a sea of cosmic energy... or something like that. With Mercury retrograding in your sign, brace yourself for some minor hiccups. Think of it as a cosmic prank and don't worry, it's not Mercury being mean, it just got its celestial wires crossed and needs a time-out. You might experience some communication blunders - like sending a text to your boss that was meant for your bestie. Oops! Just remember, autocorrect is not your friend during this time. #MercuryInRetrograde #TechnologicalTwist And then, there's Pluto, the small but mighty, making itself at home in your sign. This might feel like a miniature black hole in your life, sucking up all the fun. But fear not, it's merely encouraging you to face your fears and transform. Like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, or a pizza transforming into a calzone. Either way, embrace the change! #PlutoPower #TransformativeTimes As for the Waxing Gibbous moon, it's shining brighter than a nerdy scientist at a Star Trek convention. It's a time of refinement and adjustment. So, harness this lunar energy to perfect your skills, whether it's knitting alien scarves or learning Klingon. Remember, 'qapla'! That means success in Klingon, by the way. #MoonMood #WaxingGibbousGiggles So, Capricorns, keep your chin up, your vibes high, and remember, even in the chaos of the cosmos, there's always room for a giggle or two. After all, we're all just stardust in an infinite universe, trying to make sense of it all. #CapricornChaos #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.12.2023 08:32:02 (cap-22-12-2023)