Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic goat rodeo as the planets align to bring out your inner nerd and send you on a hilarious intergalactic journey!"

The next Capricorn will start in 212 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 12 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 192 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 245 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 226 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, oh mighty Capricorn! 🐐✨ Fear not, for I, your quirky astrologer, have traveled through hyperspace and time (and picked up a few cosmic souvenirs along the way) to bring you your one-of-a-kind horoscope! 💫🔮 As the Waxing Crescent moon 🌒🌟 reaches 4.4 days old, it's like Flash Gordon himself is here to remind you that your destiny is written in the stars! Just as Flash defeated the evil Emperor Ming, you too shall conquer any challenges that cross your path! 🚀👊 In the coming week, be prepared to flex your cosmic superpowers 💪🌌 as you tackle obstacles with the grace of a space dolphin 🐬🌠 and the wit of an intergalactic comedian! Remember, even the greatest heroes need a little help from their friends - so don't hesitate to call upon your trusty sidekicks for support. 🦸‍♂️🤝🦸‍♀️ Love will soar to new heights 🚀💖 as Venus aligns with your sign, but beware of Mercury retrograde, which may cause some communication hiccups. Just remember, a true hero knows how to listen as well as lead! 👂👑 So, strap on your jetpack, Capricorn, and get ready to blast off into the stratosphere of success! 🚀🌟 And don't forget to maintain that nerdy charm while you're at it! 😉🤓 #CapricornChronicles #FlashGordonVibes #WaxingCrescentWisdom #CosmicComedy #AstroNerdsUnite #HippieSpaceAdventures 🌈🛸🌠

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-24-05-2023)